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Gorilla See Gorilla Do 🦍

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Apo kwa io kibakuli ukiingia apo what can go wrong?

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

For crying out loud: it’s “The DRC”, not “Dr Congo”

[G @Gideoomatic]

The rest of the world to Europe

[buzor @buzor042_]

Messi has played in 6 World Cups, scoring 19 goals with 11 penalties, while Mbappé has played only 3 World Cups and scored 18 goals with 2 penalties. For me, Mbappé has a bigger World Cup legacy than Messi and it should never be a discussion.

[Guilty by association 🇿🇲 @NicklausWinter1]

Just say cholera 🤣🤣

[Palesa The Photographer📸 @PalesaMbaliee]

The fact that we all don’t know how to delete a blank page on word?!?!

[𐙚⋆ @voidwithverses]

“𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶.”

— 𝘐𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘏 𝘗𝘙𝘖𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘉

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

why the hell does Netflix help me spell a movie they don’t have??

[Lobst4r @Malowbar]

UNBS needs to look into the issue of Stoney and Akabanga nolonger stinging through our noses and making us cry.

[Oso @youvebeen_duped]

Plums are an underrated fruit

[Godwin ROBINSON @OdogwuGNR]

@AsakyGRN This guy is a true Vigilante economist. How do you combine ignorance with laziness and expect to push for Revolution?

[۟ @fentanyl]

I need 6 certis

[Shifframarvins🧕 @Shifframarvins1]

They asked my 29-year-old cousin when she’s getting married, and she openly told our aunt (her mom) that she can buy her cows if that’s what she wants 🤣🤣🤣😭

[Gava Charles @charlesgava_256]

It’s important to note that a low rate of Seismicity doesn’t mean that the maximum possible size of an earthquake is small, just that earthquakes are less frequent. Kampala being a “low seismic area” doesn’t mean that earthquakes will be small, they’ll just be less frequent.

[Beinomugisha Ivan @Beinomugisha_]

Sumz and Newmans are always competing to see who can pump the most air into their snacks.

[Lobst4r @Malowbar]

It might not be today or tomorrow but we shall be there no matter what.

[Gava Charles @charlesgava_256]

In The African Child, Camara Laye talks about praise singers. Whereas their flattery inspired a craftsman to achieve artistic excellence, the tradition itself inherently carried the risk of manipulation, vanity, and the distortion of truth.

[≠ @cfccarnz]

Bro had absolutely no reason to shoot from there 😭😭