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#thekidney #forsarah

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@fadule_ - your bangin gf (total sweetheart) uses ChatGPT to photoshop your future kids into photos of the two of you

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@TheFieldOf68 @theDeptofHoops “I’m not trying to deflect anything” = I’m literally trying to deflect everything

[ً @cryst6ls]

my opps nonbinary the way they think they them

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Things you can’t control:

-the economy
-your favorite sports team
-what Becky told Suzie at Brunch
-your friend bailing on your plans because he’s too banged up from the stripclub

Things you can control:

-hitting the gym
-eating healthy
-crushing it at work
-talking to people like you already know them
-leaving massive tips at restaurants
-not getting involved in drama
-taking random moments throughout your week to realize you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

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@6rendanCollins Lmaoooo. Get ready to absolutely hate Hopkins

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@TheRealRocket69 Agreed

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Do I really need to download the ESPN app to watch this game?

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@trillydonovan Thank you

[Keith Smith @KeithSmithNBA]

The New Orleans Pelicans signed Chase Hunter and Josh Oduro to Exhibit 10 contracts, a league source told @spotrac.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Life is amazing:

-get jacked
-crush it in your career
-ask your crush out on a date (if she says no repeat steps 1 and 2 until she says yes)
-make her your girlfriend then your wife
-when you’re married keep getting jacked and keep crushing it in your career
-leave massive tips at restaurants
-make large anonymous donations to special needs charities
-buy drinks for people without expecting one in return
-live in the same town with your boys one day coaching your kids’ Little League team together
-be a hot strong dad
-host banger Fourth Of July parties
-be the house everyone in your town wants to be at on Thanksgiving
-be the hero you daydreamed about being when you were 15

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@fadule_ @velvetmilkman0 Amen

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So how long you been driving Uber?

[Ming-Wong Chu @jazzenjoyer_]

Peter Millar this, Johnnie O’s that. What ever happened to respecting horsepower?

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@vuwildcat07 Friar

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Friar fans, any word on this kid Johnny Buckets joining the team?

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@Divine_ProvPod Simon Charles darkhorse

[Matthew Leb @Leb_Zeppelins]

Absolutely crying laughing at the pope illegally streaming Villanova vs. NJIT at 2 AM in November from Vatican City

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A Leo XIV Nova jersey would go hard

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@DuncPowell_ Holy Friar