Shejor✨️

Living life, One day at a time.

[Rhoda Etta @rhoda_etta]

This is why only male drs should be setting line. I support it.

[Modola🎀🎀 @Omodolapomayo]

Baby girl: Aunty Dolapo, when is your party?
Me(lost): What party
BG: Your end of school year party
Me: Ohhh, I don’t go to school
BG: (looks confused for a minute) Oh, you don’t go to school?
Me: Yes??
BG: Is that why you’re selling fridge and pot and kettle and…
Me: Wait, I don’t understand?
BG: I want to become a Doctor, that’s why I’m going to school, so you don’t want to become a doctor that’s why you’re selling pot abi?
Me(shouts): Noooo, I went to school too but I’m done going to school
BG: So why are you not a doctor?
Me:

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I live in constant fear of being asked to share a fun fact about myself.

[Shejor✨️ @Oburoh_]

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[Dr. Black @turigyetimothy]

It’s very unfortunate that the spirit of teenage pregnancy has also entered plants.

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Sending me on an errand that requires constant communication with you, and then suddenly, when I get there, you stop picking up your calls.

I can’t act or make a decision without hearing from you, so I end up sitting and waiting while calling you repeatedly for several minutes.

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

January 3rd.
3 days gone, 65 days until the end of the year

[Emeka @Emeneks]

I just sent “Happy Birthday” instead of “Happy New year”

[Fola Olatunji-David @folasanwo]

I once had a baby roach infestation yearsss ago…

And I didn’t spray this much insecticide…

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

I personally think the idea of a guy picking you up on the first date is kinda dangerous.

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Y’all have got to stop lying to yourselves man lol

[❦ 𓅓 กٱƈɦѻɭﻉ ʚ ɞ  𓁢 @nicholelukeee]

@_nuelike_ You wore suit to cover your furr but I hope you don’t deceive your owners from roasting you for Christmas. Ewu

[sedi🧘🏾 @bluegerberas]

“I saw you at—” whole time im literally not even real

[Ayodeji @choboykobbie]

My friends mum: “Ahn Ayo when you came last year Christmas you were in 200 level, you should be in 300level or clinicals now right?….right?”

Me still in 200 level:

[Daniel @General_D__]

“Turn the light on, I can’t sleep without it”

[Tomi @Tomi_Tomero]

You get silly comments like these as a woman and for a moment you just wonder what exactly about your lifestyle could make someone say this to you.