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top 1% of silver valorant players | brain rot from social distancing | yessir

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@mistmie fine if i have to

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@PlayVALORANT hot take i kinda like fracture also yoru is always the answer

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can society just agree to stop running over skunks

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i am a pathological liar please send help….

also you look good today

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holy shit im so depressed wtf

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FISHING!!!

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@bizcus yeah :(

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costco is a far happier place than disney world

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just got rejected for a credit card because of insufficient income but how’s your day going @MrBeast

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@ValorLeaks @earlygamegg @bizcus @TenZOfficial

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@pokimanelol @NZXT congrats on 8 mil!!!!

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@ValorLeaks @earlygamegg SHEESH THAT COULD GET LIKE 5 BATTLEPASSES @bizcus @TenZOfficial

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@BuffBunnyMika im dumb what is an EM account

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@PlayVALORANT this looks like a standard ranked game

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@lgreverb i’m a simple man, all i ask for is a nice gaming mouse (logitech g pro x superlight) since my current one is an old office mouse

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@longbeachgriffy I’ve tried watching it many times and the farthest I could get is 30 episodes in. It feels like I’m watching a children’s show. The character design makes me wanna hit my head against a wall and the show tries too hard to be funny. You like it, that doesn’t mean it’s perfect.

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@UhOhMako @pokimanelol they aren’t actually going to the same house but they will be in a video game together if you’re worried about that lmao

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@habaebiti @PointCrow gonna hope this is a joke cause otherwise ur dumb

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@OfflineTV @DisguisedToast @pokimanelol @LilyPichu @scarra @michaelreeves @crysteI ludbuds are in shambles

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@moretraves it is still cool and the scene is thriving