Mazurka

#TeamUnited
GGMU Structured as usual

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Umesema nani omera

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[General YOZ @Yozyo_Mattei]

One day I’ll take my colleagues to a boxing gym (under the guise of team building) and do what needs to be done.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Obliged to move across the country shouting faya si faya, and distributing low quality UDA reflectors while we lack syringes?

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

This will be my last and final season if I don’t start getting answers.

[IX™ @TweetingPundit]

Why has Kenyan public policy become so cynical? It's never, 'to flourish & advance society', but to, 'deter, desist, control, limit'....

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Trump ako karibu kupigia Maina Njenga simu

[Cecil Yongo @CecilYongo]

Part of Sakaja’s problem is his professional casualness. No urgency. Just relaxed. I really dislike professional casualness. We need obsessives who are determined to do the good, right and important things that have never been done or - purportedly - can’t be done.

[☬ My Heart Is In Rosario ☬ @Shavin_]

Hate how as a Kenyan, everyday feels like we are parenting Kipchirchir through his presidency because he's a toddler that wants to mess up everything.

It's all "Wacha!" "Usiguze hio" "Usiuze hio" "Usiibe hio" "Usikule pesa ya education" "Nisikupate na terrorists" for fucks sake!

[Ernest Coleman @cole__xy]

Amorim getting sacked has also benefited DStv.

[John-Allan Namu @johnallannamu]

IMO The most important thing @edwinsifuna said in his interview with @YvonneOkwara (he said many important things) was his reference to values. The world tilts on the axis of the values it cherishes. Material wealth or positions of power don’t equal values. Just look at the Epstein files. If we don’t fix this, every success we celebrate in 🇰🇪 will be hollow because it falls into a void. Or worse, the values through which we view success will be the same used by our leaders. Brutality is ok as long as it’s against your adversary. Stealing votes means that you are clever if you win. Lying is fair game if it gives you what you want. We must choose what path we take.

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Unafungua Citizen or any station and there's literally nothing of substance. No documentaries, no trivias, no movies, no international news and major events happening around the world. None of that. They're busy airing Ruto and Gachagua's supposed "beef"🫩

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Here lies a great man… Kenya’s Hero

Rest in Peace Raila Odinga

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

This graphic is OUTRAGEOUS WHAT 😭😭😭😭

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Kama Millicent anaeza move hivi after only one alleged tender ya meza na ikulu and Bunge stint, I can only shudder at the amount of money the Uhuru Cabinet and Yamune cartel are moving. They probably have 20 ft containers of hard cash kwa nyumba.

[The Institution of Engineers of Kenya @TheIEK]

Why should a Kenyan engineer earn a fraction of what a foreigner earns for the same role? This inequality must end.
VIVA ENGINEERS VIVA
#ProtectKenyanEngineers
#10kEngineersMarch

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

In January 2025, the Ministry of Finance and National Treasury authorized the withdrawal of KSh 19.7 billion from the Consolidated Fund under the vote “State Officers’ Salaries, Allowances and Miscellaneous.”

Evidence shows this money was unlawfully diverted to a broker, disguised as repayment to creditor banks, and executed without parliamentary approval. Gazette Notice No. 1864 confirms it was charged under “Salaries, Allowances and Miscellaneous”, not “Guaranteed Debt” as claimed. This was no clerical error, but a deliberate misclassification.

The guarantee itself was illegal. By law, guarantees can only fund capital projects. This was for working capital, a purpose expressly barred. Kenya Airways was also ineligible for a guarantee and the payment breached financial regulations by going to a broker instead of creditor banks, raising the gravest red flags of possible siphoning.

Even the justification collapses. Kenya Airways’ own audited accounts for 2024 show a profit of KSh 19.812 billion, meaning it had the capacity to repay its debt without taxpayer intervention.
This was not a rescue. It was calculated theft, aided by misleading documents designed to deceive Parliament and the public.

I will not stand by while the national purse is looted. We shall be a shield for every shilling and defenders of the people’s trust. Kenya deserves leaders who guard public resources as sacred, who serve with integrity, and who put the nation first. Together, we can build a country where truth and justice prevail.

[Mazurka @OcampoMathew]

@Edu_exe This paper espouses the following...

[Mazurka @OcampoMathew]

@Edu_exe How many marks?