Occam’s Battleaxe

Don’t increase the difficulty setting for your own Game of Life.

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Man, haven’t logged into this dumpster fire in a few years now…

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Past NFL:

Jack Youngblood, DE-Rams, played through the ‘79 playoffs, Super Bowl and Pro Bowl with a broken leg.

Today’s NFL:

Players are out 4-6 weeks with an ouchy hangnail.

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I must be doing something right. Or wrong. 😆

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@lotusgdess Nobility? In THIS economy?

Shoot, I’m bout ready to sell my feet pics on OF, myself. Not like I’m ever getting a raise…

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Teens: Why bother with college if I can monetize a five-second clip about spitting on a guy’s dick into a multimillion dollar industry?

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Good couldn’t convince the Neutral that it was a better option than Evil.

That’s not an endorsement of Evil, just a sad commentary on the befuddled and ineffective state of Good.

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Just got a new toy delivered! 🎸🤘🏼

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@citynightcap We never needed em and look at us! 😆

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My county is the size of New Hampshire, and 95% open desert, but once a year we shut down half the city’s roads for a day so bored rich people can cosplay the Tour De France.

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@citynightcap Maybe, but I ain’t wearing the silly getup!

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I don’t believe anyone in the coming regime has used the term “bipartisanship”.

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@citynightcap All true. Still annually annoying, however.

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@Makoto_Says 😆

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@citynightcap Yeah, The BSAB meme is strong.

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America: Ehh, I don’t feel like voting because it doesn’t matter and all my freedoms are already granted. Nothing will affect me.

Trump Admin: Yeah, about that…

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@Makoto_Says Oh boy, do I have news for you…

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@DevAndyZ “How many followers?” is the new class conflict.

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I wish more people would understand that it’s not the identity, it’s the behavior.

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JUST IN: 🇮🇱 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says the ICC's arrest warrant is "antisemitic."

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@citynightcap No, not dumb at all. The customer is always right. I want to ask those 100m non voters what they think, and why Harris didn’t appeal to them.