Steven Brisee

Hudson Valley native | Comedian | Physicist | Surveillance expert for Big Banks | Suit Enthusiast

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Just posted a photo @ Cbs Broadcast Center https://t.co/6Jd4TqBJIE

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@JStaraj Well, it depends on your definition of "normal"... I know one guy who legit doesn't see any difference and dates both trans and cis women equally... BUUUUUT he's a bottom, he has an IQ higher than Einstein's and he's on the autism spectrum... Super nice, though and really Woke!

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@allisonmorganxx You free while you're here?

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The difference between the #CapitolBuilding at night and the #Capitol during the day, is that during the day time, nothings getting done but it's bright outside.... @ Washington D.C. https://t.co/Nlh62IGzRp

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So I spent the night in #WashingtonDC...

Take heed #TrumpSupporters. Notice how I didn't try to overthrow the foundations of our #Democracy while I was there. @ National Mall https://t.co/RSZZzWGkor

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When @senatemajldr orders for the whole table at next week's @GOP caucus lunch... #GARunnoff #GeorgiaBlue

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@realDonaldTrump is the Grand Wizard of the RepubliKlan party...

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Uhh... That's GREAT news!

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FYI: https://t.co/aFr5MgNuvm

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Republicans are crying that there's so much fraud going on with the election, but where were they when they lost by almost 3 million votes and their guy still somehow won???

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@iamdanlevey A failure at the box office...

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@realDonaldTrump and the @GOP are going to have a reckoning...

As in "I reckon you just lost". #VoteBlueToEndTheNightmare

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So I just finished watching the president's press conference and I thought it was very good and informative, except for the fact that it was complete and utter horseshit... #EveryVoteCounts

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I'm getting super worried, it's really not looking good. His path is getting narrower and narrower and to be perfectly honest I don't see how he could possibly pull this off...

Guys, I don't think Kanye is going to be president. #Election2020

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This is a fucking embarrassment... She's literally a conspiracy theorist who thinks Democrats are a cabal of Satan worshiping pedophilic cannibals. #Election2020

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Florida is about to Florida this one up... #Florida #Election2020

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We've been waiting four long, arduous years for this day.

Don't you fuck this up again, America... #VoteHimOut