@JacobBurgessVO Grullop, a lizard-man fighter, 2e dnd, somewhere in the early 90's. It was a Spelljammer game, poor scaly bastard was dumb as a bag of off-brand hammers. His adventuring qualifications included 'spear ownership', 'Ability to stand in line' and 'not a picky eater'. (Good times)
@TopTierCasual @6FootHalfling My 'born in the 80s' kicked in and I was all 'does he have a hammer/sickle on his chest?' - (these Soviet Super Soldiers are much weirder than I expected. Ducks are the secret of every great defense project)
@6FootHalfling Listen. If we stack enough settings, eventually pressure and providence will produce Planescape. (Bonus points for accidental alliteration)
@JacobBurgessVO Now let's really put him in his place by starting a Toxic V Masterbation debate! (2nd edition toxicity was clearly the best, before they sold out and added all these new factions)