bad luck bailz

never get involved with a scorpio

[bad luck bailz @OcciferBailey]

@yocolten Was this taken on a droid?

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If GOD really wanted us to settle down and have children in our early 20s he wouldn’t have made men so shitty

[clø @chloeeodell]

Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.

[bad luck bailz @OcciferBailey]

@17shows #BringBailey2023?

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My grandmother once told me a man is only as good as his foot rubs and that bitch was not wrong

[bad luck bailz @OcciferBailey]

@17shows It shouldn’t be like that babe. Cut your losses

[bad luck bailz @OcciferBailey]

I hope she’s comfortable in the home I created

[Niticlips @nitisac]

The Catholic Church will not baptize a full term still born child that a mother gave birth to. Not only they won’t baptize the baby they WILL NOT allow the baby to have a funeral mass. Reasons is the baby never took a breath. Tell me how the CC believes life begins a conception.

[bad luck bailz @OcciferBailey]

When you show up to the function in the same fit… @awonderland @bigteesmallgirl

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Everyone said I’m just being mean for not liking my coworker without reason but today he started clipping his nails in the office…IS THAT ENOUGH REASON?

[bad luck bailz @OcciferBailey]

Being a low maintenance friend is hard because my friends all realized they never have to talk to me and now I am stuck single handedly keeping every friendship alive

[TJ Dove @tj_dover]

All this evidence but won’t entertain the date as a suspect cause he “seemed nice”… you know who else seemed nice? Ted Bundy #JusticeForLaurenSmithFields

[bad luck bailz @OcciferBailey]

I want to fucking die but like in the cute way 🤪

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@Zacmikulak Shut up my pink hair was cute!!!! You take that back

[bad luck bailz @OcciferBailey]

You should’ve known I was going through a quarter life crisis when I dyed my hair pink and moved to Iowa for a boy

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@Zacmikulak Why did no one stop me!!

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

if you’re a regular at a restaurant just know the staff has an insane secret nickname for you

[bad luck bailz @OcciferBailey]

Call a bird a rock enough times it will forget it’s a bird

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My type is Danny Phantom.
If you ain’t it, you can’t hit

[bad luck bailz @OcciferBailey]

The hottest thing to come out of a mans mouth is... “my therapist said....”