A mother brought her 6-year-old in last week. "He hasn't slept in three nights," she said. "He keeps waking up scratching, crying, telling me his bottom hurts. I changed his sheets. I checked for bugs. Nothing. I don't know what else to do."
I asked her one question: "Is it worse at night?" She froze. "How did you know?"
I told her to go home and wait for midnight. Take clear tape. Press it to the skin around that area once he's asleep, before he scrubs in the bath. Look closely. If there are tiny white threads on the tape, it's pinworms, the most common worm infection in American children.
The female worms migrate out at night to lay eggs there, and that laying is what wakes him up. Every parent who's dealt with this tried everything else first.
Now she'll know exactly what to ask her pediatrician for tomorrow morning and it takes one pill. Not months of creams. One pill.
The Number 10 was never just a shirt.
It was a dynasty of footballing gods.
👑☀️ Pelé 🇧🇷 gave it royalty, sunlight and the first crown.
🔥✊ Maradona 🇦🇷 gave it rebellion, fire and immortality.
🎭🌙 Zidane 🇫🇷 gave it silence, balance and pure elegance.
🎨🎶 Ronaldinho 🇧🇷 gave it colour, rhythm and joy.
🐐✨ Messi 🇦🇷 took every gift the game had ever created and became the final form of them all.
This is not a ranking.
🏛️ This is the Pantheon of Number 10.
And at its centre stands the one where every element converges. 🐐🇦🇷
Messi left Europe as the player with the most goals, assists, trophies, chances created, dribbles, playmaker awards, and Ballon d'Or!
What did Ronaldo even do in Europe??? 😭
A message to Messi. 🩷
After a record-setting World Cup run, Leo Messi returns to MLS acton tonight — and @InterMiamiCF fans are ready to welcome him home.
Hello @adidasfootball, we need more Messi bragging videos from you! We should have MORE! He has done so much for football to be this quiet!
TALK ABOUT HIS ACHIEVEMENTS WITH EVIDENCE. Celebrate this man like never before! 🤝
A piece of advice for men and women
- TO THE MEN,
1. Do not marry a feminist.
2. Avoid single mothers.
3. Avoid court weddings. Do a traditional wedding, a white wedding, or both. Never set foot in court for it.
4. Marriage is an achievement, but it is first a responsibility. Refuse the 50/50 mindset. Be a provider. Provide for your family even if your wife never works a day.
5. Marry a woman who respects you, loves God, and has shame.
- TO THE WOMEN,
1. If you are not certain you want that man for life, do not let pregnancy push you into marrying him.
2. You are not equal to your man. The women who hold real power over their husbands are the ones who submit. The ones who demand equality and fight for headship lose it.
3. No man is polygamous by nature. If you cannot live with a cheater, ignore anyone who tells you otherwise. You can choose to tolerate it, but be ready to tolerate it forever. Once a man cheats and you forgive him, he will cheat again.
4. Go to school. Graduate. Gain knowledge. Seek God. Stay respectful. Use your education to improve yourself, not as a weapon against men. Men are not your enemies.
5. Get married before 30. If you are already past 30, fix your character, become more feminine, and when you find a man, never disrespect him and never cheat on him. He will marry you fast.
Above all, love God.
Messi has proven himself in:
1. FIFA U-20 World Cup
2. Olympics
3. Copa America
4. Finalissima
5. World Cup
He has been the best player in all these tournaments. How can you even hate a man who only wants to win?
“If we put British Airways and KLM on standby to fly people who claim life abroad isn’t good back to Ghana, not even one person would board the plane.”
— Ghanaian men in the diaspora react to claims that life abroad is difficult, insisting that many who complain still have no intention of returning to Ghana.
🎥: Milo TV
🚨 Most liked posts in Instagram history:
1. Messi World Cup Win: 𝟳𝟱𝗠🥇
2. An Egg: 𝟲𝟬.𝟰𝗠
3. Messi in bed with trophy: 𝟱𝟯.𝟳𝗠
4. Kishore Mondal Singing Reel: 𝟱𝟭.𝟴𝗠
5. Insta360 Toddler Reel: 𝟰𝟴.𝟭𝗠
6. Messi & Ronaldo chess ad: 𝟰𝟭.𝟯𝗠
7. Messi on Plane with trophy: 𝟰𝟭.𝟮𝗠
8. Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s Engagement: 𝟯𝟳.𝟱𝗠
9. Emil Reinert singing Reel: 𝟯𝟳𝗠
10. Messi Camp Nou Visit: 𝟯𝟳𝗠
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Crianças do Vietnã recriam o icônico momento em que Messi levanta a taça da Copa do Mundo. 🐐
Ainda recriaram o Cristiano Ronaldo furioso saindo da sala. 😂
Messi’s resume is UNTOUCHABLE.
Ronaldo doesn’t even come close.
- 8 Ballon d’Ors
- 1 World Cup
- 2 Copa América titles
- 1 Olympic gold medal
- 10 La Liga titles
- 4 UEFA Champions League titles
- 7 Copa del Rey trophies
- 8 Spanish Super Cups
- 3 UEFA Super Cups
- 3 FIFA Club World Cups
- 6 European Golden Shoes
- 2 Ligue 1 titles
- 1 French Super Cup
- 1 Leagues Cup
- 1 FIFA U-20 World Cup
- 1 Finalissima
- 1 FIFA World Player
- 3 The Best awards
- 2 Laureus World Sports Awards
- 8 Pichichis
- 9 LaLiga MVPs
- 6 Champions League top scorer awards
- 4 Onze d’Ors
- 2 World Cup Golden Balls
- 2 Copa América MVPs
- 1 Golden Boy
- 1 Bravo Award
- 1 FIFA FIFPro
- 1 Men’s Player of the Year
- 1 FIFA U-20 World Cup
- 1 UEFA Best Player in Europe
- 1 UEFA Best Forward in Europe
- 1 FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball
- 1 Copa América Golden Boot
- 1 Copa América Best Young Player
- 1 FIFA World Cup Golden Ball
- 1 FIFA World Cup Golden Boot
- 1 MLS Supporters’ Shield
- 1 MLS Cup