Chris

Evildoer

[Chris @Oceanofcapade]

Hot take: Fireworks suck and there's a special place in hell for those who light them off late on weeknights two weeks before the 4th.

[Zach @WOFginger]

Kansas City hosting the World Cup is a monumental achievement for everyone involved. The fact that a small city in Missouri is hosting the world’s largest sporting event is crazy.

[Chris @Oceanofcapade]

Back on the dating apps because I hate myself.

[Chris @Oceanofcapade]

Took the day off so I could go to the dentist in case you guys wondering if I'm still balls to the wall living life to the fullest in my mid 30's.

[Chris @Oceanofcapade]

Everything's going to be fine.

[Chris @Oceanofcapade]

I know that everything is going to be fine.

[Chris @Oceanofcapade]

@TheMrMatias .... Stooooooops!

[Chris @Oceanofcapade]

@TomFornelli @YouFancyHuh816

[Chris @Oceanofcapade]

While I appreciate the effort, I don't need an entire newspaper from manscaped about shaving your balls everytime I order a new head.

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

He don’t know where the hell he at

[#NEVERCHANGE @CAD3COMIN]

first nigga use the Tush Push against me on Madden getting fucking doxxed

[Chris @Oceanofcapade]

I am perpetually tired.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The New World Screwworm, a grave parasitic threat, has just been detected in US cattle for the first time since it was eradicated in 1966.

The parasite's revival comes after Trump and DOGE slashed funding for Screwworm monitoring programs.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

-Gas prices are up

-Grocery prices are up

-Credit card delinquencies are up

What are trump and @WhiteHouse focused on? The size of the reflecting pool.*

*This is not a Saturday Night Live skit. It’s real.

[Steven Rattner @SteveRattner]

Delinquencies are up across loan categories since 2024.

About 13% of credit card balances and 10% of student loan balances are currently delinquent.

My @Morning_Joe Chart.

[bri cheese ❦ @bribrokenberry]

i think passing out at concerts is performative sorry. drink some water and argue with the wall

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

This may be a Top 10 all-time MLB photo.

[Chris @Oceanofcapade]

The darkness will reach into you like a heart attack.

[Grace Chong, MBI @gc22gc]

BOGUSLAW: 7 in 10 Americans oppose new data centers in their neighborhoods, yet DHS, FBI, and fusion centers are labeling protesters and local residents as anti-tech extremists.

Farmers, small business owners, and citizens showing up at town halls to say, “We don’t want this in our community,” are being surveilled and criminalized.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Fuck This: Your Acquaintance’s Instagrams About Her New Baby Aren’t Nearly As Good As What She Posted When Single And Manic

https://t.co/a9k16IVOWF