Oceanus

Oceanus Titan god of the Earth’s water. are you wet yet. I was born like 2000 years ago or something... Can’t keep track, so much has happened

[Oceanus @Oceanusg0d]

GoodMorning, Don’t forget to drink lots of water today! Consider this your health warning

[Rizzo @Rizzo_TV]

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juice is modified water

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@boredSatan up

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Being the god of water isn’t easy, i have to deal with criticism about Africa, listen i cant rule this earth anymore, thats on the humans to sort it out now

[Oceanus @Oceanusg0d]

Every valentines day i get Tethys a nice big bottle of Fiji and she always gets upset like i never complain when she cant give me jack all, shes not even a real goddess, she is just a boring old titan with no powers or rulings

[Oceanus @Oceanusg0d]

lPeople are always praising water and talking about how amazing it is and how blessed they are to have it but no one ever stops to thank me😔

[Oceanus @Oceanusg0d]

Guess what.. without me nothing else would be able to thrive hahahahaha.. so as i said before, watch your damn tones

[Oceanus @Oceanusg0d]

@QueenOfG0ds @winebastard01

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@Rex_Mortuis

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You ever wonder why SkiiMask always says “waterrr” well i don’t

[Oceanus @Oceanusg0d]

@AtrytoneAthena Is it supposed to be fun

[Oceanus @Oceanusg0d]

@Rex_Mortuis I dont think so, i have conversations with people already.. is there a separate option for groups or sumthin

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@Rex_Mortuis yea thatd be pretty awesome actually, id love that

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@AmHermesGod uhhh.. need Water?!🥴

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@ActualPoseidon All water tastes different

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@god_ofdesire it brings tears to my eyes

[Oceanus @Oceanusg0d]

Yes im still awake at 1:17am on a weekday. why you ask? Cuz im a fucking god you peasant i do whatever i want

[Oceanus @Oceanusg0d]

@ActualKronos That aint my shark

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@TweetOfSpirit_ Love fucks