Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩

Dating is for calendars | Into thick ghels only| I don't get hi, I get on top| LIVERPOOL 🏆 | Woof of Woofstreet

[Lagertha @TreasonousBabe]

Noone in that 100 delegation of politicians who accompanied Kasongo to New York should be reelected. Thwy have already demonstrated that theirs is to eat tax payers money

[JIMMY MOTORS @DerrickUdu55582]

Honda CR-V
Automatic
2400cc
780,000ksh
0799561061

[Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩 @Ochuodho_]

@lilbaby_1_ Personal best

[Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩 @Ochuodho_]

Kuna watu walishazoea check engine light

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

My wife
Poverty
Oil pressure light
Missed call from mum

[JIMMY MOTORS @DerrickUdu55582]

Deal alert📢

Toyota crown
Automatic
3000cc
650,000ksh
0799561061

[Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩 @Ochuodho_]

No explanation needed, only tests 😆😆😆

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

You've been gone for weeks, maybe months. The moment you arrive, she pulls you toward the bedroom.

Stop.

Think.

I will not explain.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

MONEY TIP:

Don't ask your friend for money.

Ask him what he needs. Tell him you can source it, look for it, or give him better leads.

He will feel kind enough to give you money in the end.

Bring value before asking for favors.

You will chase away all your friends.

[𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑿 𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑶𝑹𝑺 | 𝑬𝑳𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑬𝑻 @timothyCarplug]

Toyota premio nyoka
1600cc petrol
Manual
🏷️585,000 NEG
📍Eldoret town
Call/ whatsapp
0707605940

[Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩 @Ochuodho_]

So ulimskiza mpaka mwisho ndio upate full picture

[Ongeri KE @EugeneOngeri]

Kuna boyz hapa describing his mom's physique bana. Anasema sijui vile mathe yake amebeba, mara majegi huwezi dhani wamezinyonya na ndugu zake... I think this dude is not mentally okay. How can you even say vile you imagine your dad is... Hell nooo we're losing a generation 😢🤦

[Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩 @Ochuodho_]

Hii weekend siendi out, naona nikiwatumia head lights zangu kwa parcel kutoka malaba border

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[Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩 @Ochuodho_]

Yaani kujipikia umetumia pesa za KC vibaya

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Ugali matumbo kwa hoteli ni 80 bob;

Kwako utanunua;
Matumbo quarter 50
Nyanya 20
Kitunguu 10
Unga ugali ndogo 100
Cooking oil 100
Spices 100
Totalling to ksh 380/=
Na gas pia imetumika, vyombo pia zimekuwa chafu.

Hotel is cheaper.

[Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩 @Ochuodho_]

@alexmwanzo How some of these sellers wa engines for trucks do, when they dispatch an engine to you it comes with company, say a guy, even if it's your person fitting the engine the guy atakaa hapo till it's done and tested na analipiwa hoteli

[Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩 @Ochuodho_]

@RodgersKipembe Wakuje waeke meter mpaka kwa gutter ya kutubill maji ya mvua pia hatutishiki

[Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩 @Ochuodho_]

Morning wood has no distractions

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

For those of us who love morning sex, how do you handle morning breath?

[Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩 @Ochuodho_]

@alexmwanzo Sisi watu wa FH na FJ tunaezajoin namna gani

[Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩 @Ochuodho_]

A man chasing you for a year is not a serious man

[Grace of God🫶🕊️ @KLeeeyah]

There's this guy who pursued me for over a year. I'm talking about constant phone calls, good morning texts, asking me out, telling me I was worth waiting for.

I kept turning him down because I wasn't sure about him, but he never gave up. Finally, I said yes. We went on an amazing date. We laughed, talked for hours, and I honestly thought, 'Maybe I should've given him a chance sooner.' The only thing that threw me off was that after the date, he didn't call me for a couple of days. When he finally did, he apologized, said he'd been busy, and asked to see me again.

We spent time together, things got more serious, and we ended up being intimate and it was amazing! Ever since then, I'm confused. He'll text me saying he misses me, tells me he likes me, says he can't stop thinking about me... but he never actually makes plans to see me.

Every time I ask when we're getting together, there's an excuse. Days turn into weeks, and the cycle repeats. 'I miss you.' 'I like you.' But no effort to actually be with me.

So now I'm wondering... did he really just spend a year chasing me just to prove he could get me? Is that what guys are doing these days because he could have just told me he wanted a piece and gave me the option to say yes or no instead of wasting time? 🥹

[Katana 🇰🇪 🚩🚩 @Ochuodho_]

@MasculinitySato Wamezoea ile ya 3 days itabidi tuongeze term limit

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

Relationship Tip:

If you want a woman to respect you.

Disappear immediately.

This message is not for boys.

[𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑿 𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑶𝑹𝑺 | 𝑬𝑳𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑬𝑻 @timothyCarplug]

Toyota landcruiser prado Local🚨
2014 YOM
Sunroof
3000cc diesel
Automatic
Asking 4,600,000 KES🏷️
📍Eldoret town
Call/ whatsapp
0707605940

[𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑿 𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑶𝑹𝑺 | 𝑬𝑳𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑬𝑻 @timothyCarplug]

Toyota allex
1500cc petrol
Automatic
680,000 KES
📍Eldoret town
Call/ whatsapp
0707605940