西兰花

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我想一个山东人

[西兰花 @Oct_22_Q]

傻逼，要加你爹我 你就给你爹打钱😅

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[. @deityofnightt]

having your period in the summer

[gii ִֶָ @diiabadesaia]

quando vc manda 78 mensagens e a pessoa responde todas ao inves de escolher só uma pra responder

[Anubis @eduantao]

Como é a sensação de tentar dormir na noite anterior a um grande evento

[meow @swirli_e]

im such a liker i deadass scroll and like everything

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PLEASE don’t bring your socially anxious friend to a public gathering just to ignore them or leave them alone with people they don’t know well.

[铁手 @0427SMtieshou]

。。。。。我觉得真的会有人这么干。。。。

[kiri @0TwT012]

我现在想成为一个破了洞的避孕套，整体活着没什么意义，但能随机毁掉三个人的生活

[禿道道🐟 @dearemon]

像这种是等他公示期举报还是提早举报

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“travel as much as you can while you’re young”

me:

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

Gente que tiene Twitter pero nunca tuitea nada

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

cuando uso "😔" esto es lo que quiero transmitir

[Tyu1 @iseeu8964]

心情：

[年糕 @Kisskittyii7]

人类能不能不要再玩精子卵子合成大傻逼的游戏了

[mika @mikasagrada]

A COVID-19 não foi há 3 anos.

Foi há 7 anos.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Don't think too much about it"
Me all night:

[blade @bladieternal]

Gonna quit socializing to focus on self harm

[kotoro @kotoro0223]

这就是某些家长经常和孩子哭穷的后果

[` @schiz04renic]

then i realized…many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit