Øctail

The obliging Octopus

[Øctail @Octail27]

If i ask you to jump, don’t ask “why?”

Instead ask “How High”

🫡

[Fungie @fungibIes]

"courage" 😂

yeah it takes balls to lie your customers.

i'll never get rid of my iPhone but still
@Apple you suck. and fix siri already. it's an embarrassment. https://t.co/OfwWXnkZJL

[John Doe @0xOuroboros]

Truth is there is 0 way to know if there was really an exploit or not. All this discussion about they would've sold already is moot imo.

If they have an infinite supply of ZEC they are incentivised to sell slowly and not attract attention to avoid any legal consequences. There is simply no way to know until July.

[w3.io @w3arew3]

Idle corporate cash earns nothing. Everyone knows. Nobody moves.

It takes one curious CFO to turn that into a working treasury workflow, deployed in a day, not months.

Here's W3 CEO @StowellPorter on the question that unlocks it.

[John Doe @0xOuroboros]

long qnt if you like money

[w3.io @w3arew3]

Thank you to the over 6K people who joined our sprint celebrating the builders of autonomous finance.

The leaderboard is available on Zealy, and prizes have been distributed.

[Porter Stowell @StowellPorter]

Today, Companies are all FOMOing into AI. Tomorrow, money will move itself on digital rails. Then, everyone will FOMO into stables/crypto and never go back.

[John Doe @0xOuroboros]

the braindead euphoric slop from first cyclers who hit their first big win and genuinely think hype will keep going up forever is tiring.

can place them somewhere on the evolutionary path to bagholder.

a crucible of fire awaits

[Porter Stowell @StowellPorter]

@w3arew3 Meets users where they are at. They aren’t going to go into digital rails and agentic finance overnight. You need to give them a simple path to follow:

Crawl - Do something on digital rails to automate finances
Walk - Expand use of autonomous finance across your organization.
Run - Enable agents to optimize and scale the foundation you’ve built. Humans go to the strategic level.

The number of companies begging for this will explode as soon as money really starts moving itself. Otherwise, the risk of being left behind will be very real.

[w3.io @w3arew3]

You will need to move faster than AI agents.

Our @zealy_io sprint celebrating the builders of autonomous finance ends today. Ship it.

https://t.co/zOAMxqWC1K

[Øctail @Octail27]

@fungibIes

[Fungie @fungibIes]

so i was in bot discord chat.

someone was asking for help on configuration for their 25,000 Sam's club accounts.

that wasn't a typo.

this is what you're up against.

[w3.io @w3arew3]

180 days to close a deal with under 2% default risk. Read that again.

[w3.io @w3arew3]

Money OS: Inside The Machine Behind Modern Finance w. Porter Stowell & Audie Sheridan https://t.co/iheOi4Epi4

[Øctail @Octail27]

@0xOuroboros

[John Doe @0xOuroboros]

i think i found the hyperliquid of ai

[Sasha @SunSharkSasha]

New discord feature about to be like this

[Monad @monad]

Monad is only 6 months old btw

[Øctail @Octail27]

@juuh8891 Thank you! 🥰

[Fungie @fungibIes]

oh no.
how did I miss this?

asked Gemini if a tech similar to LiDAR exists where you could take a scan of sealed wax and look for the letters KOBE.

$100k - $2M for an industrial scanner.

today

but what about in 5 years?

how will Topps, Pokemon Co & Panini
react?

this is bad