🐙♊️OctaviusOctupus♊️🐙🪬

30, Associates degree owner, fuck with your boi

[🐙♊️OctaviusOctupus♊️🐙🪬 @OctaviusOctupus]

@birkinb1tch @Imoutofusrname

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Graham Norton asks Madonna if Kylie Minogue is featured on ‘Confessions II’:

“Why do you have to know everything? It’s my job to be mysterious.”

[sera @seraphicxc]

The kind of weather that calms me and heals something inside me.

[Zion @zionszzn]

Can I be brutally honest ?!???

Working 60 mins to make a $20 bill is disrespectful.

[miffy 🐻‍❄️ @miffypost1ng]

LOL THEY WONT TAKE ME CUZ IM AUTISTIC #noteventhearmywantsme

[Jade😈 @halulalabubu]

@SomaKazima2 I said this before, the only way I’m watching love island is if everybody’s bi. I want it real messy and real nasty

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

Backrooms (2026)

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.43*

[aki HOTD SPOILERS @alphalicent]

a negroni sbagliato… with prosecco in it

[freaky hacker chick @effhcee]

asked this guy on a dating app what he did today and his response was "had sex and chilled lol"

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Handsome is for poles, cutie is for holes

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

[🐙♊️OctaviusOctupus♊️🐙🪬 @OctaviusOctupus]

Tattoos on her v-line oh she’s dangerous can’t help but Stan

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Tyler, The Creator and Inde Navarrette at the #JackassBestAndLast premiere.

[never better @wiremxther]

sent $300 to a girl for mutual aid to help her stay in her apartment and she killed herself the next day

[🐙♊️OctaviusOctupus♊️🐙🪬 @OctaviusOctupus]

@tattooedboii Friend where did you get that shirt I need it!

[obiwabi @obiwabi]

im crying real tears i forgor this gif

[Sam_My @SamLopes123]

Adoro o fato que a phia saban é uma performance de mão cheia, a atuação dela carrega referências a obras que você percebe na hora porque ela consegue transmitir tudo no olhar,postura e trejeitos

[aalisha @aalishamusic]

Crying while exiting a CVS Pharmacy because I had to witness an elderly man be denied his medication because he couldn’t afford it. He had to sit down because he was feeling so unwell. I hate this country.