Kristina Van Uppity, fictional friend

I am the son of a mother and the nephew of a female aunt.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[CM @conormurrayTM]

“That’s funny, I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our sküle” is the greatest line delivery of all time.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

"you're intimidating" ok but did you consider getting braver?

[hera @shiningdaisies]

sorry i didn't respond i was imagining some things and worrying about them

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

girl not now i'm accepting things i can't change

[hera @shiningdaisies]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

melatonin ain't hitting anymore so I'm going back to the old ways (big bowl of spaghetti)

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

33 years ago today, Bart Simpson executed his most epic April Fool's Day prank on Homer.

#TheSimpsons episode “So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show” first aired April 1, 1993.

[Pregnant Veteran @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

[fawn @fawnncel]

april fools Never made sense to me why would you start off a beautiful month with a day of trickery . Just makes no sense. Why not call it april loves. April joys. April smart person

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

it takes me 2 months to calm down please don't fck with me

[nikita @poohthebear0]

(angriest i’ve ever been in my life) the wind feels nice

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

messaging my coworker who is a full grown man: hey girl got a question for uuu

[fishious @fishquichee]

Can i come over and ask strange hypotheticals

[evil elly @laffodiI]

I hope my email finds your email and they fall in love