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What's your story?

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

Roll credits.

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

You learned nothing did you? Smh

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The deaths of so many Palestinians, including 100s of women and children, since the unconscionable Hamas terror attacks is heart-breaking, and will get massively worse if Israel launches a full-blown ground invasion. Every innocent life in this conflict matters equally.

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

Such posts just make me cringe so bad. When they sound so sure that what they're saying is right. The capped "ISRAEL DOES NOT NEED TO SUPPLY GAZA" made my blood boil.

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

we’ve officially reached the “they actually don’t deserve water and electricity” moment in mainstream discourse

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

Why is this trash on my timeline? Girl shut your dumb ass up.

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

With the recent news about bedbugs in Paris, I'd like to call back this tweet and add to it that I'm on the verge of developing germophobia.

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

My kids when I forbid them to sit in public transport because it's disgusting:

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

Mi capitano 😊

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

The whole passing sequence before Valverde’s goal is so good man
https://t.co/UbYDc8Zokj

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

My kids when I forbid them to sit in public transport because it's disgusting:

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

Idk why but complaining about someone to a person who don't know them just doesn't do it. I need the person to know them and understand what I am talking about to get some sense of validation.

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

When you're chatting with someone and they call you and you wait a few moments before answering hoping they hit the call button by mistake.

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

How do you even greet someone after not having seen or talked to them for a while and things were a bit weird between you before that

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

Oh hell no. I hope she burns alive this stupid double-standards hypocrite (and also robot-looking ugly) bitch.

[J. @TotalKroos]

Felix: "You have extended your contract with Real Madrid for another year, so congratulations!"

Kroos: "I think you should congratulate the club."

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

I need to learn how to forgive myself, even though I don't know if you have forgiven me.

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

Me, every morning before I leave the house: *puts clothes on bed to fold them before I sleep*

Me, every night before sleeping: *puts clothes back on sofa to sleep on bed*

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

Sometimes I think I'm smart but then I remember that when I wanna calculate the time in CST which is 9 hours behind us I convert the 24h format to 12h, substract that number then substract the difference from 12. (18:00-->6:00; 6-6-->12-(9-6)-->12-3 --> 9AM)...
So yeah.

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

I once read a debate about why biweekly actually means every half a week because bi means two and so it means twice a week and honestly fuck those people they made me question it for a good minute

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

It's days like this that feel like it's inevitable

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

My neighbour?? is playing?? my playlist????

Day made.

[😾 @OctoberSensei]

I need a new pillow mist for the sake of what's left of my sanity

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

Camavinga LB vs Celta Vigo https://t.co/YFZ0Dp2uOz