The Octoberist

Whiskies Are Perfect Examples Of Persevere-For-Now,Happiness-Comes-Later. Grind. Statistician by Profession🏅. A Man's Wellbeing Above All.

[Living Tricks @LivingTricks_]

📊 Extreme Poverty by Country (1992–2026)

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

There’s a wealth threshold beyond which money stops changing your lifestyle. At that level, Dangote and Elon Musk can enjoy virtually the same luxuries.

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

LEFT: BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN’T EXIST!!!

ELON: *becomes trillionaire*

[The Octoberist @Octoberistt]

Vometo think of it, I'm not serious with this alcoholism thing

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a mobile. Mexicans are light years ahead of us.

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

they’re not making it past the group stage, how do you have a starting 11 of injured players😭

[… @Praise_Ffs]

Waited 16 years to get his lick back. Real hater

[The Octoberist @Octoberistt]

How did 50 Cent survive 8 bullets?

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

But how did Arya Stark survive getting stabbed three times??

[The Octoberist @Octoberistt]

Just curious, if bhang ever gets legalised in Kenya, will everyone who has ever been convicted of possession and selling of the herb be pardoned?

[The Octoberist @Octoberistt]

Well, but the 2nd richest person on earth is more likely to get to Elon's networth in this lifetime than you are to get to the 2nd richest person's networth in a thousand lifetimes

[Kris Kay | 🎲 444 Capital @thekriskay]

if you have a $1 net worth,

you are closer to the 2nd richest person on earth, than he is to Elon.

read that again.

[The Octoberist @Octoberistt]

Elon Musk's networth is now higher than the gdp of 176 countries in the world.

[Pubity @pubity]

Elon Musk is officially the first trillionaire in human history.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Larry Page realizing that he is about to become the world’s richest billionaire now that Elon will be a trillionaire

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

normalize seeing a woman’s lack of effort as her lack of interest in you, regardless of what she tells you.

[kss kss @KariukiChege_]

Once Upon A City
I'm happy I was able to capture this city before it went to the dogs

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇵🇹 @tunnarmcniarr]

Ole Gunnar Solskjær scored 90 Premier League goals for Manchester United in just 10 starts

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

They say your first $1 trillion is the hardest

[Pamela🇵🇹 @PamelaNjoku2]

Carrick scoring 464 goals isn't talked about enough

[crease @uniqueash10]

Bro was trophyless until scaloni arrived, so respect the coach.

[• dave ellis • @fullback03]

Yet nobody would ever choose Saka over Bale 😆