Octopoussè

Under this sea everyone knows I'm a salty bitch and I could extinguish them at any moment! 3X the brains for 3x the fire!!

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

Feelin' saltier than this french fry! I think the Hive is trying to give diabetes!!!

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

Just cut my tentacle on broken glass!! #polluters #roommates

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

@AngryProfessor1 Hot Fudge flavor is just too damn delicious

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

Throwback to when I was just skin and bones. I miss those days

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

All octopus may be venomous but mine is more of a roasted salt flavor #ifyoudidntknownowyouknow

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

I've always wondered why would I need a fire extinguisher underwater...unless Adele really found out how to set fire to the rain.

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

How I feel when people ask me if I'm a squid...

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

So if I buy these shoes it would be $4,120. Anyone want to spot me a couple thousand $?

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

It's sad when your only friends are vegan because everything else wants to EAT YOU!!

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

I just have to say squids are hipster octopi. Like really? Only 6 legs

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

I know some fish don't understand but the EAC (Eastern Australian Current) is for everyone #blowfish #stopinflating

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

Typing with eight tentacles is difnfjneknen

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

I wake up to this every morning to remind myself, don't be like her

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

Ryan started the fire, but I put it out!! Boom roasted! #theoffice #dwight

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

When @AngryProfessor1 says your project's due tomorrow and the sculpey is still baking

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

It's hard being being both fiery and a fire extinguisher!!!

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

I saw "Angel" fish gossiping about Nemo, not very Angelic. But that's #noneofmybusiness

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

I totally see the resemblance

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

Just found out I have 9 hearts!!! Is that healthy? #worried #webMD

[Octopoussè @Octopousse]

When you're just too tired to roast anymore