Annuit Coeptis

Utuombee sisi wakosefu. Sasa na saa ya kufa kwetu. Amina.

[UncSants @SantsRNTL]

Having 5 sons and none of them are good? I’d blame my wife’s genes

[🗼 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @buneiixc]

Your company could be facing losses and your girl will be in your ear talmabout Malindi

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Mohamed Salah is to bring the curtain down on his illustrious career with Liverpool Football Club at the end of the 2025-26 season.

The time to fully celebrate his legacy and achievements will follow later in the year when he bids farewell to Anfield ❤️

[Mina 🦦 @minamorolll]

Hurry is crazy

[Annuit Coeptis @Octoprussia]

@0xYator Fery nais

[daisy @ihatedai]

My homegirl talkin bout she getting waxed before her interview…..baby what kinda interview is dis??? U gettin fucked????

[I. @Iifeofisaiah]

Ok. I burst out laughing looool

[Annuit Coeptis @Octoprussia]

I miss this account.

[Grim @GrimWontMiss]

Cashier: Your child will be very happy

35 year old me:

[thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime___]

asked my mom if she took tylenol while she was pregnant with me

she said only when it was a really bad hangover

[chengzy 🇪🇸🇦🇷 @ch5ngzy]

what too many talking stages does to a nigga 😭

[Annuit Coeptis @Octoprussia]

“Toa suruali mama.”😭

[Doctor Love @AzoMlota]

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day🤦🏽‍♂️

[TK @TeaKupps]

This game was lowkey a season finale in terms of my football watching journey if I’m honest