Lachlan Burke

If I had a dollar for every person who has ever called me a sex symbol I would have Zero Dollars

[Lachlan Burke @OctopusMayhem]

@nyknicks Just past midnight here in Sydney, Australia. Tip off is 10.30am local time. I'm so excited I can't sleep.

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@7Cricket Rolton Raj trophy rolls off the tongue. How about player of the series winning the Sthalekar medal?

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@abcsport @7Cricket at this point I reckon Pope Leo would be a better number 3 than Ollie Pope

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Seven players with hyphenated surnames in the warriors 17. Is that a record? #NRLTitansWarriors

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Got my ticket for @AEW Grand Slam Australia. See ya in Brissy legends!

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@RichKGojira Is that ad still running? I've stopped watching all sport on TV. Sick of the gambling ads.

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@StevenBorden85 @Sting Thank you for sharing your father with us wrestling fans for the last 38 years. We will never forget him.

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@I_AM_WILDCAT When the cowboys lose the world wins!

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@bajo

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@RichKGojira Reminds me of when I went to see NXT at homophobic cunt arena & Keith Urban was playing next door. Two very different crowds.

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@RichKGojira They pop up in my Spotify algorithm once a week. It's usually detachable penis.

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@EoEFAN @MarcQuill In Grand Prix Manager Microprose he was repalced with John Newhouse. Literally the English translation of his name.

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@RichKGojira Also no advertising for the fucking Saudi government at the MCG. Just have to put up with constant gambling ads.

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@EoEFAN Mine had a sausage sizzle and a cake stall. Almost no queue too, was in & out in 10 minutes.

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@RichKGojira Mate $4 is chicken feed. One of the major party's campaign promises for the upcoming NSW state election is a weekly toll cap of $60 per car. Imagine trumpeting that as progress! I'm lucky that my commute is short and toll free.

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@georgieparker Influencer

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@TheParraEels White jersey are awful. Listen to the fans and scrap the white jerseys.

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@RichKGojira Before I quit soft drinks I loved that stuff. Nectar of the gods.

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@SeriousAboutRL Signed with @dolphinsnrl #stopclickbait

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@Socceroos will we have a protest strip like the Danish in Qatar or is @FootballAUS gutless?