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Hot & Enthusiastic… mourning my old account

[Ronnie, Translator of Great Work🦋✨ @ronn_aa]

I just realized my family used to do this to me too as a picky eating child.😭😭😭

They’ll say “eat one spoon for your daddy, for grandma, your mommy, your friend in school…” and I’d begrudgingly eat so everyone knows I love them😭😭😭

[RRL @Odala_]

My favourite thing to observe are couples who met at the motive 🤣

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Baby hairs in the wild

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Parenthood is wild

[Dr Tolu @tolubinutu]

She tied her two young children together in the basement. Then she threw her body on top of them.

A tornado was heading straight for their home.

When it hit, the house collapsed.

Two steel beams crushed Stephanie Decker’s legs. Seven ribs broke. Her legs were almost completely severed.

But underneath her were her two children.

Alive.

Then they realised something horrifying:

Another tornado was coming.

Stephanie couldn’t stand. Couldn’t run. Couldn’t free herself.

So she pulled the blanket over her children, wrapped her arms around them and covered them with her broken body.

Again.

The second tornado passed.

Neither child had even a scratch.

Stephanie survived, but lost both legs.

People called her a hero.

She simply said:

“I call myself a mom.”

[RRL @Odala_]

@phxmer2 Online chat?

[𝑀𝒦. @MKPrettyy]

Yall are so nasty on here 😭 my mouth dropped.

[Mayor of Abuja 🇧🇭(MOA) @Mayorstilldey4u]

This made me laugh out loud.

God 😭😭😭💔💔

[Gemma @GemmaOfili]

M sister in Christ…

My husband died exactly seven years ago today, and I did NOT cut my hair.

My in-laws DEMANDED that cutting my hair should NOT even come up in any conversation in ANY way.

How you go dey cut hair for BOYFRIEND’S FATHER, for the love of God???!!!😭😭😭

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Mind you the weekend just began

[sereens💋 @pimpmommy444]

your mates are detecting bombs and cocaine you’re busy sniffing yam. nonsense dog

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@fauxtobii The violent taketh… Shalom

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@2mise_ Omg there’s chowdeck in ibadan? Wait where are you?

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I wish I could add a paywall to my Instagram DMs

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@fauxtobii FYI. Shalom

[Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee]

Ever since I started dating my wife and cohabiting with her till date, I have never seen her beside me on the bed by 7am.

Except on few occasions when she was sick.

Some of you men are dating girls that will still be snoring by 8am.

You have not found your wife, yet.

AJD.

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@aishaontop Temi and I say pussior, and suddenly it makes sense

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Would be so stressed thinking of people talking over it

[MoneyDLuffy @kvng_chi]

Now THIS is how you throw a proper housewarming party. 😮‍💨🏡🍣🔥

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Me and my adult napping jokes as a kid

[Boo @333too3]

I'm putting my 6 yo to bed and he says, "Dad, I have kidneys. You have Dadneys."
I'm. So. Proud.

[Boo @333too3]

I'm putting my 6 yo to bed and he says, "Dad, I have kidneys. You have Dadneys."
I'm. So. Proud.

[RRL @Odala_]

@aishaontop This stresses me at networking events. Watching the saliva droplets fall from a hearty laugh