Odd Arild Larsen

Fotball, golf, skriftlige klimaks.

[Yaw Amankwah @yiaman]

Fyfaen den unner jeg Helmersen. 3 korsbåndsskader og bare dritt, nå takker han for den enorme tilliten Knutsen har vist ham.

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

Nå ska det smella🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

@helgeroek Men eg holde ein knapp på at totalvurderingen te trenarteamet som har jobba me laget i flære år e sterkare enn Helge Røksund sitt ensomme og kontrære syn. Du e ein lettvektar her.

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

Ein e bekymra for at dei elleve som starte i dag ikkje e samspelte nok. Men då har ein visst glømt koss nødlandslaget presterte på kort varsel. Alle tiders mulighet i dag!

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

@helgeroek Då såg du ikkje ka som skjedde i den kampen.

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

@helgeroek Eg trur at legane i teamet e i bedre stand te å vurdera belastningen te dei spelerane som kviles enn du e.

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

@helgeroek Ka faen hjelper det når en ikkje utfører i praksis?

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

@helgeroek Du Helge har etterpåklokskap.

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

@helgeroek Ekstrem etterpåklokskap av deg. Skjerp deg. Du va stum som en østers før kampen.

[Footy Xtra HQ @footyxtraHQ]

Zlatan Ibrahimović on Norway Resting Haaland vs. France:

"Norway have a chance to top the group and get easier knockout opponents, yet they're scared before the game.

That's not the mentality you need when you play for your country at the World Cup." 😬🇳🇴

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

Bjørkan rygge alt for långt. Må støta på et tidspunkt.

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

Equador-fan. Positive, underholdande og offensive fotball.

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

@Rrconnors Bengt Eriksen fremstår som en utrolig arrogant bedreviter i måten han kommenterer på. Kvalmende fyr.

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

Detta e det størsta siden Marseille i 98 🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻

[𝕍𝕗𝕪𝕟𝕟_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️NEW: Zlatan Ibrahimović on FIFA’s new mouth-covering red card rule: as Almiron was given a red card for covering his mouth in the game between Paraguay and Turkey

“I have seen football at its highest level, the real football. Not this watered-down version they are serving us now. What happened with Almirón? A straight red card for covering his mouth? This is not football anymore. This is a circus run by bureaucrats in suits who have never felt the fire of the pitch.”

“Covering your mouth is now a red card? What is this, Big Brother on the field? FIFA wants to read lips, punish thoughts before they even become words. Next they will put muzzles on players like dogs. Players cannot even talk, cannot even breathe passion without some VAR robot or referee deciding your emotions are illegal. This is dystopian. Football is dying.”

“This rule was born because some players cry every week. One incident in the Champions League and suddenly the whole world must change. But elbow a man, break his leg, or spit — sometimes you get a yellow and a pat on the back. Two-tier football. Protect the protected, punish the rest. I have played in every league and I have seen it.”

On the softness of the modern game:
“Maradona would be sent off in the tunnel. Roy Keane? He would laugh at the referee and walk off with a smile while the stands burn. Pepe would have collected five reds before half-time. Today? Players are becoming actors, not warriors. They fall, they cry, they hide behind rules. Where is the masculinity? Where is the character? Football is not ballet. It is war. And they are turning it into a polite conversation with red cards as punctuation.”

“I, Zlatan, have scored goals that made stadiums shake and said things that made opponents tremble — without hiding. This generation is being raised soft. If you cannot handle words on the pitch, how will you handle life? FIFA is not protecting football. They are burying it. And one day, the real fans will rise and say: enough. Bring back the game.”

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

Deiligt at dommaren har ballar te å gi rødt te Mexico o

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

Det e et heilt greit gult kort. Ikkje nåke mær.

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

@CarsleyGolf Every sport is like that. Life is like that. Everything is about challenges and getting out of your comfort zone. Stupid statement.

[Odd Arild Larsen @OddArildLarsen]

Østigaard bekrefte at han e livsfarlige i forsvaret.

[Anette Fossum @Anettefos]

Er det lov å ønske seg bedre lyd, bedre bilde og bedre kameravinkel når VM er i gang på torsdag, tru?