Jock McKipperfingers

I have a beard. I smell of Fish.

[Jock McKipperfingers @OddFisherman]

@John_Mockler I was probably below deck showing young Roger (my cabin boy) how to sweep the poop deck. He is a lazy swine

[Jock McKipperfingers @OddFisherman]

Just put my wellies on the wrong feet and nearly tripped up my fishing net what a sleepy fisherman I am RODL (roll on the deck laughing)

[Jock McKipperfingers @OddFisherman]

@Palms_87 happy birthday shipmate I am out at sea today so I can't celebrate with you but I will catch you a nice bit of fish as a treat.

[Jock McKipperfingers @OddFisherman]

Watched @CatfishMTV last night. Very disappointed. Not a fish in sight.

[Jock McKipperfingers @OddFisherman]

@RosieGray29 I am a friendly fisherman ahoy there

[Jock McKipperfingers @OddFisherman]

@yvonnemcdonagh ahoy there ship mate

[Jock McKipperfingers @OddFisherman]

@tabizs21 you should have what I had....KIPPERS

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@daniamour @50shadesofilth for fishy tips you should both follow me

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@_IanBeale_ Ian I think you should grow back your beard it was fantastic

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@shannonred_x not in the colder winter months it doesn't now pop a vest on you exhibitionist

[Jock McKipperfingers @OddFisherman]

@brookemarie_xx @yvonnemcdonagh the only thing I eat from mcdonalds is a fillet of fish

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@staffscarper you are living the bream I mean dream. Happy fishing chap

[Jock McKipperfingers @OddFisherman]

@EamonnHolmes what about the shopping ports?

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@Imogen_Thomas time to buy yourself a thermal vest youngen

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@sarahanneeliza I dreamt I was riding bicycles with the shark from Jaws and he was ever so cross because he needed training wheels

[Jock McKipperfingers @OddFisherman]

Keep a sharp eye on the horizon ship mates it be foggy this morn. Ahoy

[Jock McKipperfingers @OddFisherman]

@ollielocke ahoy there young Oliver are you still a keen fisherman?

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Just sneezed and a prawn popped out my bum. How did that get there?

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@chanellejhayes for the love of cod don't block me

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@BilliMucklow you are wasting valuable fishing time. The only bed I am interested in is the sea-bed