Я в ШОКЕ!!! Такого вы точно никогда не видели!!!!!!! НЛО прячутся от нас... https://t.co/hRrQsgqN7m via @YouTube. #OsbournesBelieve this one is pretty awesome!
@realDonaldTrump Trump you have now officially committed Treason.
The crime of betraying one's country, especially by attempting to overthrow the government.
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.