Odd Specimen

Bert and Ernie Enthusiast

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My girlfriend keeps larping her orgasms and it's pissing me off

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The Jock throws quarters as hard as he can at the stripper whilst a gentlemen slides his visa card between her ass

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Mark Wallberg said he could've stop 9/11 but didn't. He wanted it to happen

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@RamrarVA @HonekoAo Israel or palestine?

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Got a pair of bright blue shorts for this heatwave and after putting them on I can confirm I am indeed a giant pussy

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What is with this harry potter ass title

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Get yourself a woman who chugs your penis like a beer can whomst then crushes it against her head maiming you for life

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Some of you don't have divorced parents and it shows

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Liked too many big titty tiktoks and now im yearning #sundays

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So immortal can't kill a viltrimite but a planned parenthood can? pack it up

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Last couple videos have been doing pretty well think i'll reward myself with a wank

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.

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I hope in GTA 6 we can actually talk to the hooker and try to take them away from all this

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no NO

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Exclusive | UK preparing new plan to ready nation for war

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JACKSEPTICEYE WHO????

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Now THATS wizard

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Onlyfans ceo died so I guess its time to step up. Ladies, send a pair to my dms for verification

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@RamrarVA You should talk about tom of finlands artwork im sure you'd be an expert on that

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Played marathon

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It's like the sims but you can actual walk away from the enclosure you keep them in and come back with wire cutters

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Game Idea #1: You play as a wizard in his tower that tortures royalty free smurfs and do social experiments like forcing them to balance on a stack of milk crates for a cash prize or use a potato peeler on them...you could probably do some wizard stuff to them too idk