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[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

Whole Foods? More like whole lotta money for foods, amirite?

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes.

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

Failure is more of an incubator than it is an incinerator.

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

Will things ever be fergalicious again?

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

If I were to describe how life feels right now I would say it's like the "Harlem shake" trend.. you know... Where the one person is going crazy. Then the beat drops and everyone goes crazy.. but the beat hasn't dropped yet. 🙃

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

Just because I AM CPR certified doesn't mean I HAVE to save you. 🙃

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

"Breath of heaven, hold me together"

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

😍😍😍

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

Well hello again, Twitter.

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

Olivia Rodrigo got me feeling some time of wayyy! 🐻

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

L: *scales the couch, jumps off coffee table*
L: *when it’s time for bed* “I really cannot climb into bed. I’m trying. It’s too hard”

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

Not to brag. But I haven’t needed any ibuprofen today.

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

@itchypooper

[Stephan Pastis @stephanpastis]

My strip from a year ago today, December 29, 2019.

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

You ever be eating a runny egg like “Mmm this is really good...” then you think about what the egg actually is. Then you’re like “ew...” but finish eating it anyway?

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

😭😭😭

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

https://t.co/eC6zRqxfKw

[ⒿⓄⒽⒶⓃⓃⒶⒽ🅦🅐🅡🅡🅔🅝 @OddsoulJo]

Living like the Amish is starting to look real appealing right about now. #catchmeoutsidehowaboutdat