frogger.

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[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

If that’s what you want.

[𝗔𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 @PebbleProdiigy]

...ya know what? If you think I'm a bully?

Maybe I should show the world I'm a bully.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

You don’t have to put yourself first or last when it comes to attacking your friends. There are no positions here. You’re being a bully. You’re not a bad guy. You’re being mean for the sake of it.

[𝗔𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 @PebbleProdiigy]

I put myself second for so, so many people. Now that I'm putting myself first I'm a bad guy?

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

At the cost of those around you?

[𝗔𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 @PebbleProdiigy]

And I'm finally getting the attention no one ever gave me before.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

You’re not expressing your feelings. You’re making attacks.

[𝗔𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 @PebbleProdiigy]

...so my feelings don't matter.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

Is she going to be okay with this if she hears you talking to Jack this way?

[𝗔𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 @PebbleProdiigy]

I'm not weaponizing her! I'm pointing out the truth!

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

I’m kindly asking you to look at me, Lani, and tell me if you think Jill is going to be okay with you weaponizing her against her family.

[𝗔𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 @PebbleProdiigy]

Why get involved then, huh? What, didn't get the win out there tonight so you're looking for any chance at relevancy?

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

I wasn’t going to get involved until I thought I might have picked up an edge of malice in your voice. I don’t think directing any anger at Jack right now is much of a solution to the problem being created between you two.

[𝗔𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 @PebbleProdiigy]

Don't get involved in this, Speedy.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

Whoa, whoa. Let’s backpedal a minute. Let’s all take a breather quick.

[𝗔𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 @PebbleProdiigy]

While YOU were off doing god knows what you were doing, I was the one comforting Jilly. Way I see it, I care more than you do.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

I like to dream big.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

You will never be as cool as Rawlf.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

What dog? A yorkie?

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

I’ve got that dog in me and he’s a yapper.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Getting them to shut up is the real trick.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

Yeah. It’s the only alternative to preparation. It suits you.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

You think?

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

You’re better at rolling with the punches.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Never was quite good at being pre-prepared.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

It is hard. It can be really hard. It’s one of many never ending battles life throws at you, and you can only be so prepared.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Sometimes its...hard. To remember that. To become better.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

I do my best. Even if I can’t see the sun, I remind myself that it’s still out there, behind the clouds.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

You see the sun even through the dark.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

I like to think everything has the potential to be great.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

You think everything is great.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

We’ll find a good time to get us all together, on some neutral ground. It’ll be great.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Nothing, Mike.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

Hm?

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Do you...platonically. You mean platonically.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

I can easily mediate any meetings between someone I love and someone I love.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

I...ah...we've met. I'd like to meet on better footing though.

[frogger. @OdeToAtlas]

She is sweet, isn’t she? She’s got much less of a mean streak than her brother, but don’t let that misguide you into underestimating her. I would happily introduce you if you haven’t met yet.

[𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙳 @righthanddman]

Vinia is from my neck of the woods. You wouldn't know her.

Jill Perry, huh? She's sweet. Good kid.