Sarah Cash

Stay at home mom.
occasionally plays hash tag games.

'bout it guys 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

#LoveMeansSometimesHavingToSay give the bathroom a few min before you go in.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Someone drugged my drink this weekend.

Here’s are some symptoms of a spiked drink that I wish I knew beforehand (and was never told):

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

Lady @SUBWAY had the audacity to tell me she cooked my sandwich. I know I picked it up late but I don't think my sandwich should feel like you took it straight from the fridge...you know, if you cooked it all.

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

@gracefulwraith Depends. Sometimes I expect them to ask me "what the hell do you want?"

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

#YouShouldNeverUnderestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

#IveGottenTheLastLaughBy finally understanding the joke.

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

#SpringIsThePerfectTimeTo invest in Benadryl and Kleenex stock.

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

Up and down like stocks.
#MyBankAccountIn5Words

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

#EverythingCanChangeIf you could just shut up and move on.

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

#102YearsLaterand the doctors still haven't replaced my ankle.

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

That's if they ever release their porn vault. #DisneyPlusAfterDark

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

I can get that in the morning. No probs. #WhiteLiesWeTellOurselves

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

Make a wittier awkward to so you can glide away in mask of their confusion.
#HowToSurviveAnAwkwardMoment

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

@wagyourtags Don't worry. It's still a healthy heart color 😘

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

My heart when I finally sours #OtherThingsToTurnGreen

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

@GuiltTrip13 @wagyourtags 😬😬🙃

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

@Rachels_Ratchet Ah, the truth wins again 😅

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

#MyInnerJackAss comes out every morning. I can't wake up with out someone thinking I'm about to start shit.

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

#IfYouCanReadMyLips your doing better in life than I am because I've never learned that skill.

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

#ICanTeachAKidHowTo
I'm only participating in this hashtag for tips. So far my kid has only learned psychological warfare.

[Sarah Cash @OdeToMyCoffee]

#YouKnowWhatYouNeed
Either pull your head out of your ass or get a swift kick to it.