Odilon Green

I'm an expert because I read an article once.

[Odilon Green @OdilonGreen]

Nine months ago, I released a rudimentary EP of campfire-style ghost stories about beards. It was not at all successful. So now I have released a narrative concept EP of still fairly rudimentary cosmic horror songs about beards! Progress! https://t.co/v0ywmVq378

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@MoternMedia Before I leave Twitter again (having briefly returned to announce my new album), am delighted to have this opportunity to once again proclaim that this is a BRILLIANT album that everyone should listen to several times. A great listen for a long walk on a spring day.

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The "Owen is Going to be Negative Today" CDs have arrived. This could be worth $1,000 or more on the collector's market one day. But you can have one for $500. Or $5. Or, you know, just ask for one at the next Motern Extravaganza and if I remember to bring some I'll give you one.

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@Jma48Mitch I suspect it's also because, once they're done listening to your album, they're also listening to my new album, which also is also on YouTube:
https://t.co/BbkKM9A5mp

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@MoternMedia @cartooncurious Thanks!

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I'm proud to announce the release of "Owen is Going to be Negative Today." Five years in development, it's the single finest album of songs entirely about @cartooncurious ever written. Available on Spotify, Bandcamp, etc., with physical CDs coming soon! https://t.co/5k8B7UviUy

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Cover art by @cartooncurious himself! And here's the track list!

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And congrats to @Jma48Mitch for his new Tod Got Overexcited release today as well! It's a banner day for artists that strive to follow the @MoternMedia Motern Method! https://t.co/J4K4KrK0gL

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@MoternMedia This soon-to-be released album of songs about @cartooncurious was (finally!) completed after 5+ years thanks to lessons I learned from this book!

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All front and back cover art by Owen (@cartooncurious) himself!

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I'm once again temporarily coming to Twitter to promote an album release (the only reason I come here any more, which I know calls my entire moral structure into question). Anyway, COMING VERY SOON: an album of songs written between 2018 and 2024 all about @cartooncurious!

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@dhstatus The email address for one my Dreamhost domains is working through a client (Outlook for Mac), but email addresses associated with other Dreamhost domains are not.

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@ringothefirst @MoternMedia You don't poop if you're a Demodex mite. They live on almost everyone's face, eating sebum (body oil) and skin cells. They have no anus. When they die (2 week life span) they disintegrate leaving their poop behind. It can cause skin problems. I wrote a song about it once!

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@SurlyRalph @MoternMedia Thank you! Coming direct from The King of Late Night, I’m flattered you listened, and honored that you enjoyed it!

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@cartooncurious @MoternMedia You've mentioned that before, and it's very strange. It doesn't work on any browser you have? What does Vimeo have against VT?!? Maybe Jake can get it to work on his setup and you can make him watch it with you.

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I'm not *angry* that @MoternMedia fans at large failed to recognize that, while Magic Spot is very good, Boston Johnny is an absolute masterpiece of a farcical comedy. Rather, I'm just *disappointed* in you all (and especially how lopsided the vote is.) Oh well. I know I'm right.

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Since I'm temporarily on Twitter again to promote my new I Am Drape Boy EP, I'm going to take advantage of this opportunity to publicly state what to me is a clear and self-evident truth: @MoternMedia and @ShockMarathons' Boston Johnny is a better movie than Magic Spot. Agree?

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Don't forget to listen to "I Am Drape Boy," my riveting new EP (inspired by my role in Boston Johnny) that @MoternMedia has proclaimed "fantastic," @ohsethy has lauded as "incredible," and @cartooncurious has commented "is like he's spitting in my face!" https://t.co/2LImNxlsCz

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I am, of course, a huge fan of Magic Spot's Troubadours. But Boston Johnny is just so fun!

[Odilon Green @OdilonGreen]

Since I'm temporarily on Twitter again to promote my new I Am Drape Boy EP, I'm going to take advantage of this opportunity to publicly state what to me is a clear and self-evident truth: @MoternMedia and @ShockMarathons' Boston Johnny is a better movie than Magic Spot. Agree?