Odin

God of War and Wisdom, Allfather of the Norse Gods, King of Asgard, and connoisseur of eye patches.(Not affiliated with Hi-Rez Studios.)

[Odin @OdinSmite]

With the return of @SerqetSmite to the battlefield I send a message from every person who plays ranked Conquest: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Odin @OdinSmite]

Damn it feels good to be a top pick.

[Odin @OdinSmite]

Rama suddenly rocket jumping. I'd say we've just merged with TF2, but Vulcan's been here long enough that it's basically already happened.

[Odin @OdinSmite]

https://t.co/5QtvOQYTa0

(VHH)

[Odin @OdinSmite]

@smite_sol @Great__Sage Heard you were talin' shit.

[Chris Larson @HirezChris]

PC ONLY: RT and Follow to win 1 of 15. Will give away via Twitter direct message this afternoon. XBOX Tomorrow.

[Odin @OdinSmite]

Despite all my (Crit Chance increases per basic attack.), I am still jus-Nevermind they changed it.

[Odin @OdinSmite]

28.

[Odin @OdinSmite]

Well it was a rather calm here in the Halls of Asgard for the Holidays. We only broke 38 walls and 27 tables this year.

[Odin @OdinSmite]

No wonder we haven't seen Horus or Set on the battlefield yet, they've been stalling making a movie.

[Odin @OdinSmite]

@smite_sol @DarkBornPhoenix @AnubisSmite_ @Smite_Fenrir I spent hours kneading that bread to Godly perfection. It's nothing but ash now. :(

[Odin @OdinSmite]

And just when I think Ne Zha couldn't look like more of a girl, I get proven wrong.

[Odin @OdinSmite]

That overweight jackass wanted me to fill in for him. I HAVE MY JOB AND YOU HAVE YOURS!

[Odin @OdinSmite]

https://t.co/RmTzRwQ5ay

So, looks like @SunWukongSmite went into Space when no one was looking.

[Odin @OdinSmite]

It's the time of the year in which I can't go to any malls ever. Every time I do, I end up being conscripted to pose as Santa. IT'S NOT FUN

[Odin @OdinSmite]

If anyone wonders where I've been the answer is space.

[Odin @OdinSmite]

@ScyllaSmite_ Could you please stop undermining the Ring of Spears?

[Odin @OdinSmite]

Is @Nu_WaSmite responsible for Nu Metal or is it just a coincidence?

[Odin @OdinSmite]

@GamerPon That's probably because it's exactly what @LokiSmite_ does.

[Odin @OdinSmite]

@GamerPon You're allowed to go Loki for a while, only to realize it's hopeless and then you chop through everything in your path like a man.