Trump to the Moon!

Welcome to the post-ironic crypto project!

[Trump to the Moon! @OdiousTrump]

NFTs are like buying air in a jar
And Donald's just a fallen star
But yet, folks still line up to buy
And some even vote, oh my, oh my
But why, oh why, do they do it, pray?
Is it just the hype, or just lack of brain?
https://t.co/jrUhgCo187 #NFT, #Asshole_in_the_White_House

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

Giorgia Meloni isn't having it with Trump at the G7 summit.

[Antonello Guerrera @antoguerrera]

BREAKING. All hell breaks loose between Donald Trump and Giorgia Meloni. 🇮🇹 🇺🇸

Trump told La7 tv that apparently “Meloni begged to have a picture with me at the G7, I felt sorry for her”.

Meloni’s scathing response: “I am shocked by Trump’s utterly fabricated words. I am sorry he doesn’t show the same determination against the enemies of the West. And bear in mind: me and Italy never beg”.

What a time to be alive.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Here’s what really happened.

[Dan Ferraris @dan_ferraris]

@AntiTrumpCanada

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Marco Rubio: “I have never seen Trump fall asleep.”

White House: “He’s blinking.”

Fox News: “He’s resting his eyes.”

Normal People: “THAT’S CALLED SLEEPING, YOU FUCKING PARASITES OF THE PRESIDENTIAL COLON SOCIETY.”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

WOW -- Trump crashes out and cuts his interview with Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged

"You're either crooked or you're stupid. Let's call it quits. Because I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her."

"I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The people of Albania are not messing around and are not going to allow their country to be sold off to Israel, Ivanka Trump, or Jared Kushner. This is what class consciousness looks like, and it is a beautiful thing!

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Trump hasn't been seen in public in almost a week. Is he dead?

[Anonymous TV 🇺🇦 @YourAnonTV]

🚨🇦🇱BREAKING: Thousands marched through Tirana, Albania, for a second day of protests against the controversial Trump-Kushner-linked resort project in southern Albania, demanding transparency and accountability

#Albania

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Axios reports that Trump told Netanyahu in their latest phonecall, 'You’re f***ing crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me. I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this.'

[Lin @Speculator_io]

This is Trump's personal portfolio:

$AVGO Broadcom
$DELL Dell
$TXN Texas Instruments
$DVA DaVita
$JBL Jabil
$KLAC KLA
$COMT GSCI Commodity ETF
$FFIV F5
$GOOGL Alphabet
$ETN Eaton
$NVDA NVIDIA
$XLK Technology Select Sector ETF
$TT Trane Technologies
$COST Costco
$IEMG MSCI Emerging Markets ETF
$IEX IDEX
$AMZN Amazon
$XLI Industrial Select Sector SPDR ETF
$CDNS Cadence Design Systems
$AAPL Apple
$VOO Vanguard S&P 500 ETF
$VTI Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF
$WST West Pharmaceutical
$IWB Russell 1000 ETF
$XEL Xcel Energy
$EFA MSCI EAFE ETF
$SNPS Synopsys
$RSP S&P 500 Equal Weight ETF
$BA Boeing
$MSI Motorola
$NWSA News Corp
$MSTR Microstrategy
$ORCL Oracle
$WM Waste Management
$GOVT U.S. Treasury Bond ETF
$ICE Intercontinental Exchange
$MARA MARA
$NFLX Netflix
$UBER Uber
$KRMN Karman Space
$HD Home Depot
$TDG TransDigm
$MSFT Microsoft
$CVNA Carvana
$COIN Coinbase
$AXON Axon
$ADBE Adobe
$CRM Salesforce
$NOW ServiceNow
$WDAY Workday

[Symply Man @ManSymply]

Беда, беда!
Надо, что то делать!

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

🇧🇩 ☪️ 🐃 Bangladesh's 'Donald Trump' buffalo attracts fans

Crowds in Bangladesh are flocking to snap photos with an unlikely social media star -- a rare albino buffalo with flowing blond locks nicknamed "Donald Trump" which is due to be sacrificed within days as part of an Islamic festival

[Nick @Nickm575]

@atrupar

[UsedtoloveOrange @nicedutchie]

@atrupar All Biden’s and Obama’s fault and the dumb cult fucks don’t see the truth.

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

MAKE EL CUBA GREAT AGAINO!!!🇨🇺🥳🥳🥳

[S p r i n t e r @SprinterPress]

Trump announces that his attack on Iran is being postponed for "two or three days" at the request of the Gulf vassals

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

Who did this?🤣