Egg Sheeran

Quotatious textually active sapiosexual expert on everything. Notorious Keyboard Warrior. Error 404: Missing Person 👤 Trophy Husband

[JBT @UtdJBT]

Sancho went from Mbappé debates to no one wanting to take him on a free transfer 😭

[Egg Sheeran @Odumah]

Absolutely no surprise here...

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING; Vincius Junior will be staying at Real Madrid beyond this summer, Sky Sports News has been told. 🚨

The Spanish club have no intention of selling him and are confident he will agree a new contract.

[Egg Sheeran @Odumah]

😂 😂 😂

[Stan🌚 @CFCStan__]

You know what’s crazy. If the World Cup didn’t expose this brother, Brentford would have sold him for more than €100m😂

[Egg Sheeran @Odumah]

Absolute Nonsense

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

EXCLUSIVE: Fifa's president Gianni Infantino is planning to sell stakes in the World Cup to private investors under a scheme that could potentially earn him tens of millions of pounds.
Investor discussions held with figures close to the Trump administration, say sources.

https://t.co/KM6YfUqKYq

[Egg Sheeran @Odumah]

To think they laughed at us for signing Tielemans

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Oh dear Chelsea. 😂 😂 😂

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Aston Villa and Nottingham Forest.

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

Knowing game it was prolly apple juice

[Egg Sheeran @Odumah]

@Lionel_Lingard You're being silly
Referring to a 19 year old as a "kid", but Dorgu is just 21 as well
I'm not sure what the essence of this post was, but to use your colorful language, it's despicable
Do better...

[Egg Sheeran @Odumah]

@bruno_nwogu You sound silly

[willinill! @willinilli024]

"Can you please borrow me 20k I'll pay back tomorrow"

Just wait till tomorrow and use your own.

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Anthony Martial

[Egg Sheeran @Odumah]

@kokoror_ LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[Agent Izu 👑 @D_WarEagle]

You don't think twice when United calls. If you think twice, you go to Spurs. We don't care!!

[Egg Sheeran @Odumah]

You sound salty since you've lost your inside scoop...

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Circumstances surrounding Santos and Tielemans deals highlights issues in departments at #mufc but they'll soon have depth in midfield. Not convinced by a Chelsea squad player farmed out on loan four times but maybe Santos will thrive in a new environment. Tielemans oozes quality and United should've gone for him years ago. Rarely lasts whenever the club restrict themselves to an age range. Still need an established defensive midfielder.

[Egg Sheeran @Odumah]

@FoodluM_ LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[BudgIT Nigeria @BudgITng]

Wait till you see what we found.

• ₦3.5bn for a Technical & Vocational Training College in Kaduna.
• ₦1.4bn for road construction in Ogun.
• ₦700m for dental X-ray machines and dental chairs in Ekiti.

All under the National Commission for Almajiri and Out-of-School Children Education.

And this wasn't a one-off.

While analysing the 2026 budget, we found 11,122 constituency projects worth ₦6.93 trillion that blur agency mandates, making it harder for Nigerians to follow the money and hold the right institutions accountable.

We unpacked what this means for the credibility of the 2026 budget in our Federal Government Approved Budget Analysis.

Every Nigerian needs to know what the government is doing. Read 👉 https://t.co/nxkE5yEr64

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

So wait let me get this straight, that racist b*tch woman first attacked Mbappe, Mbappe responds & now she’s claiming she’s a victim of “gender based Violence”

You call out a woman & their first defense is you’re being Misogynistic. Fuck off😂

[Egg Sheeran @Odumah]

We'll all be on our lane...
Till the very end

[Egg Sheeran @Odumah]

@AkinwunmiDosumu @NigAffairs @woye1 You're EXTREMELY silly...

[Egg Sheeran @Odumah]

Wow
😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Official: Jordan Henderson will miss the rest of the World Cup after sustaining a severe wrist fracture during post-match celebrations at Azteca stadium.

Henderson will undergo surgery.