Odysseus Klein

Matthew Klein
Period 4

[Odysseus Klein @OdysseusKlein]

@glitterati34 project is up!

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And off I go, headed for a new land, with some new advice. #AnotherDayAnotherProphet
I'll be sure to keep sane with the sirens or something.

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Omg tons of ghosts just started to swarm around me and plead for goat blood to talk. I think I saw my ex.. that scared me... I'm outta here!

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Saw some more random peeps... nobody really interesting. I'm almost running out of goat blood. I should leave soon.

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Well I'm going to see what else is up down here. This place is lonely. They don't even have McDonald's, just Wendy's. #DeadPeopleProblems

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Well that was odd... I was trying to be nice and tell him that I was sorry for his death (war is war, you know). He just walked away. Rude!

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Time to talk to @AiasEyes. We've never really been friends. Let's see how this conversation works out.

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Akhilleus asked about his son. @Neoptolemos1335, your dad says hello. I was sure to tell him of your success in battle; he was very proud!

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Apparently Akhilleus would rather be a farmer than dead. Idk - farmers have to touch manure... Remember what that is
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Wow, it's really a party down here. @AkhilleusBro, @PatroklosPal, @AntilokhosGuy, and @AiasEyes are all here. I should die an join them.

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@AgamemnontheGreat says that I have nothing to worry about, though, because @PenelopeMyWife is loyal. Nice save, buddy.

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Whoa, my old pal @AgamemnontheGreat is down here - and super bitter. Apparently his wife killed him? Anyways he's now quite a sexist.

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I stopped tweeting my story, but the "king and admiration of men" Alkinoos is making me continue. I'm a "great tactician" but I need rest!

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Wow, there's a lot of princesses down here. I'll keep that in mind when I die. I won't have to stay loyal even though my wife did for years.

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I guess I should probably be a good person and speak to some of these people. They call me "master of land ways and sea ways" for a reason.

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Tons of ghosts are swarming around me, asking for all sorts of info 'bout the real world. Back off peeps. You're freaking me out. D:

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Just saw my mother. Turns out she's dead. No one told me... a little awk.

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Just checked in with the prophet @TieresiasDead. Gave me some interesting news: I'll return home and kill the suitors, he says. We'll see...

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Sacrificed my old goat Wanda so the dead could drink her blood and speak. Ran into @ElpenortheIdiot. He wants me to bury him. Gross. Why not

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Just arrived at the Underworld. Smells a little damp in here: like sadness or death. Makes sense I guess. #PasstheFebreeze