odyssey🎃

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[miia @miiagarro]

i'm ready to like men for money because liking them for who they are has cost me my mental peace

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

not one direction! y’all stay safe though

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

LMFAOOAOSOSOSOSOSOSOOOOO

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

experiencing one direction as a teen was such a magical thing, i think nothing can ever recreate that time for me

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

you odyssey deez nutz

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

How did a local music store post-covid have this many employees. You don’t see this many people in a full sized Barnes & Noble or any CVS on earth.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Ooooh hold your nigga tight because Big mama is back outside!

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

* loud bang*

-My family: "WHAT WAS THAT!?"

-me in the bathroom:

[princess camo @camtalked]

the pictures ur mom took a year before she got pregnant with u

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[Joey @JoeyCheerio]

First to steal the cross at the top of the building wins

[KAI @ended_everyone]

like this gonna wake everybody up

[sel @wbkbieber]

Justin is performing some of his old hits at bieberchella and I won’t be there to witness it

[les 🎈 @cyberdulce]

i was thinking about her today

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When i hear the new hire saying "No one taught me that" to my boss after i spent weeks training him

[ms perfect face. @_liljada]

my mom was right, i don’t like anybody telling me what to do

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan

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