Monique

Superpower: Herding cats

[Royal NZ Air Force @NZAirForce]

NEWS || Smashing records. SGT Dean Hart has broken the NZ land speed record in his home-built jet-powered dragster on #BaseOhakea’s runway today. Reaching an average speed of 363.463km/h on a one kilometre course, SGT Hart beat the previous record of 355.485km/h.

[NZ Defence Force @NZDefenceForce]

NEWS || @NZAirForce’s SGT Dean Hart has broken the NZ land speed record in his home-built jet-powered dragster on #BaseOhakea’s runway today. Reaching an average speed of 363.463km/h on a one kilometre course, SGT Hart beat the previous record of 355.485km/h.

[Monique @OedipusMum]

@JaneYee All about the #TheBachelorettte.

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

Man behind the Car Rental desk Honolulu airport asked us if we wanted to try "The Jurassic Experience". I said nothing.

[Monique @OedipusMum]

Racing cat is a state of mind #stinky

[Monique @OedipusMum]

It's almost porn time with @dadwroteaporno

[Monique @OedipusMum]

Working when I wish I was knitting #knittersoftwitter

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

#TheXFiles returns! Fox orders 10-episode event series: https://t.co/saemOv6Llb

[Monique @OedipusMum]

@JaneYee The host was also on the bachelor in paradise which is my personal favourite.

[Monique @OedipusMum]

FYI @JaneYee thought you might like to find more behind the scenes for American Bachelor there's a podcast "I don't get it" #therealpod

[Monique @OedipusMum]

So true ... #life #LowFODMAP https://t.co/zfk7Wp5XBS

[Monique @OedipusMum]

@shecanteatwhat I thought you might like to know your book was being sold in a beach town in NZ.

[Monique @OedipusMum]

Best valentine's pressie. Looking forward to trying the recipes out, yum. @shecanteatwhat #holidaysinwhangamata #lowfodmap

[Monique @OedipusMum]

Today's missions: finish terrarium, take photo of house, watch movie with bestie. Not too hard #happydays #longweekend

[Monique @OedipusMum]

The world has gone crazy enough for me to stray back onto twitter to read what's happening on the street. Freaking heck #Resistance

[ella dawson @brosandprose]

THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY DOESN'T KNOW THAT THE ONION IS SATIRE. AND JUST RETWEETED THEM MOCKING HIM.

[Monique @OedipusMum]

Invites sent out for table top day. Ready to go. #tabletopday

[Monique @OedipusMum]

The man and his machine #jetcar https://t.co/aOvtWvPnhY