Peter Parker (Parody)

Are you ready to spend forever with me, @OfPastNPresent?

/RP-Marvel-NSFW-AU/ #Blazing #Married #ExplicitAndTriggeringThemesWillBePosted

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

"Who am I? The AMAZING Spider-Man."

Peter Parker: The Amazing Spider-Man

A Literate/Descriptive Portrayal of my own series' Spider-Man

In love with @OfPastNPresent

Into the #Blazing inferno

Not KJ!!!

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

@OfPastNPresent *He laughed hard*

Would you do it?

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

@OfPastNPresent

Babe, I feel like this would freak Sonic the fuck out.

[Cute @cutecorestar]

“ok then you pull them back like this” 😭♥️

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

I love you, baby!

[Rosa McCall-Parker @OfPastNPresent]

Through the good, Through the bad. Through the crazy and the sad, my love for your grows stronger everyday.

There's nobody else I'd want to spend this crazy thing called life with.

Happy Valentine's Day @OfAWallCrawler

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

Who took this video of @OfPastNPresent?

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

My person. My best friend. My wife.

Mother of my three girls.

I love you, @OfPastNPresent. I love our life.

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

@OfPastNPresent *Peter smiled at her*

Oh yeah? And what's your favorite thing I make?

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

Okay, why is my wife so FINE, tho?

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

@OfPastNPresent *Peter grinned*

Of course I am. I'm adorable. It's why you married me.

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

@OfPastNPresent *Peter nodded*

Yes, I really do.

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

@OfPastNPresent *He smiled and nodded his head*

I am sure. I can make it work, baby.

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

*Swoops in and gives @OfPastNPresent all of the kisses*

Hello, wifey.

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

@OfPastNPresent *He kissed her cheek*

Wanna go to Coney Island?

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

Peter laughed hard and looked at her.

"Maybe I missed my best friend a little bit? Just a bit though...don't want her head getting too big."

[𝑮𝑾𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑪𝒀 ✗ @GhostSpiderGMS]

“Hey! What do you think you're doing?”

She webs the paperball, tossing it back at his face.

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

Peter's just gonna slyly throw a paper ball at @GhostSpiderGMS's head. One would think him being married with kids would make him more mature.

They would be wrong. Cue him running and laughing.

[𝑮𝑾𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑪𝒀 ✗ @GhostSpiderGMS]

𝑮𝑾𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑪𝒀 | 𝑮𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹

An independent portrayal of Gwen Stacy.

In this reality, Gwen gets the symbiote after surviving the fall from the Brooklyn Bridge. With her new abilities, she becomes The Ghost Spider.

𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐖
⟲ & ♡

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

@OfPastNPresent *He smiled at her*

I love you, baby.

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

It started with a smile...

*He smiled at @OfPastNPresent*

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

of you can defend this stance? Get the FUCK out of my life!

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

//I am not one to post politics here. But this needs to be said.

What RFK Jr. is saying about people with disabilities is not only very wrong, but also disgusting.

I am a 31-year-old man who has lived with Autism his entire fucking life, and to hear him say that people with--

[Peter Parker (Parody) @OfAWallCrawler]

I also pay taxes. I drive myself places. I do everything that a normal fucking person would.

So to hear our Secretary of Health and Human Services say on record that people like me are an enemy that threatens the American way of life? I am deeply ashamed of it...

And if any--