𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 .

PARODY ACCOUNT.

No artwork belongs to me unless stated!

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

https://t.co/gGGG6OdF9e

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

" Its ok ill pick them of— "
HE SAID NO PICKLES
type shi

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

This drought has to stop !
MY GARDEN IS STRUGGLING.

How come we have a Pyromancer but no Hydromancer!?

[Semi Frequent Sonic Facts 💎✨ @semifreqsonic]

When Silver is facing Rouge in Sonic Racing CrossWorlds, she finds him to be a disappointment for being a good boy with his psychokinesis.

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

Infinite's out here looking for these lenses and using space satellites and committing the most elaborate of schemes;

just go to the optometrist bro.

It's not hard.

[𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙄𝙆𝙀 .ᐟ @TENRECKED]

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ㅤ🗲ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙞𝙣' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🗲
ㅤㅤ 🗲ㅤ𝙬𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣' 𝙤𝙛 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙣𝙞𝙣' 𝙗𝙤𝙡𝙩𝙨'ㅤ🗲
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ〈 #SONICRP ✘ #MVRP 〉ㅤ
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[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

Pushing the limits of his speed, he'd snapped to the front of his competition, crushing a motobug like an empty can as a small flicky perched on his shoulder.

“ I'm not getting ahead of anyone,
except you of course. ”

Silver mused as the scrap was flung at his companion.

[✮`,— 𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑬 𝑩𝑳𝑼𝑬 .ᐟ.ᐟ @OneTrueSonic]

❛❛ Don't get ahead of yourself! ❜❜

Sonic boasted while ruling at speeds eclipsing light, busting up badniks of varying assortment in the process of speaking! Parts flew everywhere!

It looked like a minefield of scrap and iron by the time they were finished.

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

InfinIT?

More like InfiniWAS.

Get out of here loser.

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

Teeth grinding together. a similar construct formed like a cyan wall behind the doppleganger. Silver's head thrusting forward with a vicious headbutt strong enough to ricochet the other off of it into a glowing fist to the torso.

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙍

The connected combo left Silver in disorientation,
the visage of trees spiraling like a merry go round as small splinters peppered his grey fur amdist crumbled rock.

—

[‍ ‍ ‍༒ 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 、𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐄 .ᐟ @solarisembodied]

⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ◜ 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐌. ◞

Mephiles’s body would be encased within the cyan aura enthralled upon his body. His fist meeting his jaw﹐ causing for his head to ascend upwards. However his hand would immediately grip onto Silver’s outstretched limb﹐ tossing him. ﹙⇩﹚
⠀

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

The momentary breakage would give just enough of a window for the kinetic to retaliate, a flick of his body as a 180° kick repositioned them face to face.

“ I wanted to save this for a more worthwhile opponent! But you've ruined the surprise ! ”
—

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

This was like peeping through a window of Shadow's past, something Silver had done in an attempt to know his fellow Hedgehog, it made him a bit giddy.

“That's fair! Im from a MUCH different time after all.
We have a similar acquaintance. Um, im Silver, its my honor to meet you.”

[‍ ‍ 𓂃 🌎 ‍ 𝓜𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎 ‍𓉸ྀི ‍ 𝓡𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙩ⁿⁱᵏ @G0LDENWISH]

❛ You … have? I am sorry, but I have not seen you, who are you? ❜ Maria whips her head around towards Silver, flower nestled in her hand when she faced him. ❛ You don’t look familiar, Mister … ❜

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

There was a flicker of regret in amber pupils, a make or break moment. Shifting the gaze to the closed hand.

“ Well... ill tell you something im doing that you can't anymore. SMELL, BECAUSE I GOT YOUR NOSE. ”

The grey furred hedgehogs brows raised a few times.

[𝖲𝖧𝖠𝖣𝖮𝖶 𖦏 𝖴𝖫𝖳𝖨𝖬𝖠𝖳𝖤 𝖫𝖨𝖥𝖤𝖥𝖮𝖱𝖬 @projecttshadow]

she didn’t budge.

she simply stared at him with a fixed scowl, clearly not impressed by his attempt at banter.

“ what. are you doing. “

[𝒀𝑰𝑷𝑷𝑬𝑬-𝑲𝑨𝒀-𝒀𝑨𝒀 @AWalkingArsenaI]

I HAVE UPLOADED BABY SHARK INTO THE EMPIRE MAINFRAME.

NOW EVERY BADNIK AROUND THE WORLD WILL KNOW THE DRONE OF A MADDENING COCOMELON MELODY.

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

“ O-okay then, my bad.
So what should I call you ' not Tails. ' ? ”

His expression softens taking a tone of genuine curiosity.

[𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞 || 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐨𝐱 @KnownAsNine]

“I’m not him. Don’t mistake me for him again.”

He replies bluntly, eyes narrowing.

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

It's the rating of how disappointed I am when I see it.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐦𝐮𝐫 .ᐟ @ENERGETlCLEMUR]

I'm ... gonna be honest I never got this joke.

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

𝑾𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑺𝑯

A teal aura ripples past the blue blur, like a low profile fighter jet. A similarly coated moto bug tumbling along the grass beneath like a bowling ball into a cluster of badniks. Flashing a grin after.

“ SSSSTRIKE ! That's 5 more - My lead ! ”

[✮`,— 𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑬 𝑩𝑳𝑼𝑬 .ᐟ.ᐟ @OneTrueSonic]

@OfAbsolutions 💥

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

Hand swats at the darker hedgehogs' nose,
quickly pulling it back towards his own chest clenching into a tightened fist.

“ GOT YOUR NOSE ! ”

Poking the bear was entertainment for all of the freedom fighters.

[𝖲𝖧𝖠𝖣𝖮𝖶 𖦏 𝖴𝖫𝖳𝖨𝖬𝖠𝖳𝖤 𝖫𝖨𝖥𝖤𝖥𝖮𝖱𝖬 @projecttshadow]

@OfAbsolutions @0neway0fL0VE 🗨️ //

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

Quills raise, curiosity evident as if lightning had struck.
Muzzle turned upwards just a bit to stare at the blonde.

“ I've... seen you before !”

[‍ ‍ 𓂃 🌎 ‍ 𝓜𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎 ‍𓉸ྀི ‍ 𝓡𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙩ⁿⁱᵏ @G0LDENWISH]

@OfAbsolutions 🗨️

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

💠 You're not bring ignored!

I'll start rolling these out little by little!

OCs and multiverse characters may have to wait a bit longer, I want to read up and make sure I have an idea of your character before curveballing.

[𝓗𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝓣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 . @OfAbsolutions]

[ 💙 for a starter. ]

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