Angela Mercy

Just a normal girl with your average 1600C skin temperature and the ability to conjure fire from anywhere.

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@TheGrinninDjinn It's... Not..

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@ParallaxFlip @MidwestBasic 2/2 However, few studies have been done on the gender of pottery makers, as there is precious little evidence to say who were pottery makers. But I choose to believe it was in fact the demons of fire who invented the wheel. BOW BEFORE US, MORTALS

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@ParallaxFlip @MidwestBasic The wheel is believed to have been invented in mesopotamia, and originated as a potter's wheel. As a generality, women worked inside the home, while men worked outside the home - as most artisans had their workshops inside the home, many artisans were indeed women. 1/2

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@MidwestBasic @Walgreens Totes mcgoats

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@elonmusk This week on "dumb shit that Elon Musk thinks is deep"....

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@biboofficial From right to left; Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa.

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@biboofficial Kansas Nebraska Wyoming Iowa.

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@biboofficial Technically it is above Oklahoma - just only a small portion of it

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@outstarwalker The first things done are a bunch of PMs get together and start hashing out requirements

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@AnoriandGD I did! No lie it makes me feel really good about myself that maybe just maybe I can do something right!

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@do_it_in_prod @NoLieWithBTC @MeidasTouch Libertarians bent over backwards to suck conservative dick a long time ago. They'll find some way to justify it.

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@marieberd 2/2 what all the screaming was about And whether they should call the cops for a noise complaint. While I was screaming "oh God please someone help me" My next door neighbor was the only one that actually cared and that's only because he knew me.

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@marieberd Funny story, when I had my accident in my garage that mutilated my hand I started screaming and not one looked out there door to see what was going on except my neighbor who called an ambulance for me. I was screaming for help, And somebody on nextdoor apparently asked 1/2

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@GreytideSkye All of my entrances involve explosions

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BREAKING: Republicans panic as the NBA announces that it will drive its millions of “woke” fans to the voting booth this November by holding “election-themed” games the day before Election Day — and cancel all Election Day games so that its fans can go vote. RT TO THANK THE NBA!

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@outstarwalker @Meneth_ You know the ability to shrink is often associated with certain bloodlines of vampire

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@MidwestBasic I mean I'm pretty sure you could still charge a couple thousand dollars a month for that in this economy

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@MidwestBasic I just looked him up. How the hell did he and Ariana Grande ever date? He looks like the human embodiment of drug addiction.

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@TheGrinninDjinn Not inside the bottle you don't. Only eternal torment.

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@TheGrinninDjinn In fact, I wouldn't make the third wish at all. I put your bottle inside a bottle and put it on my shelf with all of my other friends.