Barbara Gordon

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

"You took nothing from me."

Hobbitish is back! It's been an age so bare with me!

Do the likes and tweets and dooblydoo things and let's get back into the swing of things!

Note: I am okay with 18+ content, but anything tittilating stays in DMs.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

"500 turns of Civilization later, I should probably grab a snack."

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

I can get you loaner access to some of my systems. They're comparable.

You'd be surprised; Brainiac had an interest in me, and I'm beginning to think that we might need a pre-emptive strike on that front.

[𝐋𝐎𝐁𝐎 @YerAFragtard]

In /her/ case, probably the codes to the batcave and the batcomputer. He tried with Batgirl, but was unsuccessful.

Reason? None. Unless she hires him for a job, which is very unlikely.

For high-stake bounties? Anything like the Lantern rings. Or Death Metal. It /all/ depends.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

You'd think after 41 years on this planet I'd be used to people's stupidity. And yet.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@GL1TCHEDWEBS @empatheticcain /felt, when it comes to Discord.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

//so... Did I miss something? Why is Blake not able to post things but Babs is???

@empatheticcain

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

//Okay! Since APPARENTLY post limits are strict here, I'm gonna use my chance to see where everyone's at with a simple question:

What Happened To Oracle (while I was away from Twitter)?

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@GL1TCHEDWEBS @empatheticcain //I should've known better than to come back 😭

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@HomoArachnus

"Hey... Do you remember me? It's... Been a while."

[𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧-𝙒𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 @HomoArachnus]

“𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬. 𝐍𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?”

- Penelope Parker: The Amazing Spider-Woman

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@GL1TCHEDWEBS @empatheticcain //Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me. I used to be able to post 2,000 times before I hit that limit.

Appreciate the tip. Now to stew while the catgirl recharges I guess, lol.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

Test?

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@MarvelousQuips "Heh, that's totally understandable. It's not my first time with loners, so you're alright." She continued to type away. "Alright, now that that's water under the bridge, I'm getting reports of a... Rhino man?"

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@MarvelousQuips

"Hey, HEY! Watch the webs! I can't see what's going on down there if you keep webbing the cameras!"

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@DetectiveWing

//HEEEEEEY :D IT'S BEEN AGES

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@empatheticcain "Well, then maybe we should meet back up there."

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@empatheticcain

"Missed me, kiddo?"

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@MarvelousQuips "Eyes plural, unless you keep going." She shakes her head. "God, I almost forgot how frustrating it can be at the start of these things. Sorry, I've been off the "beat" for a while."

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@empatheticcain "Huh. Gonna have to check her out. Thanks for the tip, kiddo.

But for now, I think I'm overdue for a proper visit. You still hunkering down in the tower?"

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@empatheticcain "Oh, I remember Aya. Sweet girl... Wait. Tim's dating a Black Lantern? That's a robot???"

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@empatheticcain "I was gonna say, if my hammy little birdbrain turned into an AI Simp I'd have to slap him."

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@empatheticcain "Yeah. There's a reason why my help was automated.

And no, I didn't sell out to the AI companies."

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@empatheticcain "No, no, no. Jail is for normal people.

I was in prison prison. Like, Blackgate or Iron Heights."