— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ.

(⋆) — 𝙏𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙖 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚? →【 𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴 】

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙄 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙟𝙖𝙞𝙡 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨!

｡ 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜
｡ 𝙍𝙚𝙫𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙙 :: 𝙍𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙙
｡ 𝘿𝘾𝙀𝙐/𝙉𝙚𝙬 52
｡ 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 & 𝙊𝘾𝙨
｡ #𝖵𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗈
→ 𝙍𝙏𝙨 𝘼𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

@WithBoomerangs “Hmm, that’s good, too.”

Devilish smirk and he’s pulling her closer to him.

“I like ya when you’re all o’er me.”

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

“Oi! That’s not it, deary.”

Rubs his behind, teasing by blowing smoke in her face.

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

Slaps her hand and grins.

“Wha’s the magic word?”

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

Lights a cigarette.

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

@WithBoomerangs “Oi!”

Initially, he’s surprised! But once he realizes who it is, oh boy, he practically arches into her touch.

“Oh hey, darlin’.”

[ℋ. ĐɆ₦₮ ( Fake ) @TwoFacesOneCoin]

🔫 - Revived Two-Face

🔫 - DC Comics

🔫 - Crossovers welcome

🔫 - May contain dark themes

🔫 - Written by #HεαятOƒÐαякиεѕѕ

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

She wants babies? He can give her babies.

Emma needs a sibling.

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

Is expecting that good head for his birthday now.

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

That beer isn’t the only thing she’s gonna be choking on tonight.

Especially since that weird hammer-guy isn’t around anymore.

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

Who gives gifts when you can just take them!

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

Is all about that Good Head.

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

Rolls a crumpled piece of paper that’s supposed to be his Christmas/Birthday list:

“All I ask for is’a pack o’fosters and a box o’cigs.”

Insert the cutest smile ever, even if he ain’t that cute.

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

Whines and sighs LOUDER.

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

Sighs loudly.

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

—•

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

“I wonder if Lisa’d wanna go out t’dinner with me...”

[𝕃𝕠𝕜𝕚 @OfSilverTongues]

“ 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎! ”

*𝙻𝚘𝚔𝚒 𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚏𝚎𝚢𝚜𝚘𝚗

*𝙻𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎/𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎

* 𝟽+ Y𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 E𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎

*𝚁𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝙰𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍

[— Bᴏᴏᴍᴇʀ. @OfBoomerangs]

@ThunderousHeir “That ain’ none of your concern...” Boomer didn’t snatch it back from her, but instead stared at it and sighed.

Would it be worth running away? She’d probably report him to the manager and he’d never be able to show his face in the store again. “Can I have it back.”