Rants of the Entitled

Trying to be our best selves, but other people are always getting in the way.

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This climate change business is really putting a damper on my plans to go to Bali for a wellness retreat. That sea level just better wait until it’s over. #climatechangeisreal #fuckthesupremecourt #supporttheepa

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Why do my neighbors always want to chat when I’m taking a walk? Can’t they see I’m busy and trying to improve? #getinshape #Neighbor

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For Father’s Day my wife let me play 18 holes of golf, but some moms on the course are really holding up my game. Can’t we dads just have one day on the course by ourselves? #mengolfing #FathersDay #whatsmaleforkaren #rant

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My neighbor’s driveway apron is so unsightly I’m going to call the village to complain. Their driveway is a blight on the neighborhood. #karen #badneighbors #fml

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The landscapers trimmed my bush so badly I’m embarrassed to even look my neighbors in the eye.

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I’m so annoyed. There’s a waitlist of up to two months for a golden-haired Tibetan mastiff puppy from China and I want it NOW.

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I should fire my landscaper. He is horrible at edging and now my garden beds are all crooked. #sohardtofindgoodhelp

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I should be refunded my airline ticket cost because I flew first class and my luggage did not come out FIRST. #airlinessuck #firstclass

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Why can’t the newspaper delivery person just put my newspaper on my porch? Now I have to walk down the driveway and it’s ALL wet!