Deadpool

ᅠᅠᅠ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴜꜱʏ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴡɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ...
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇꜱɪꜱᴛ
ᴀ ʜᴀɴ ꜱᴏʟᴏ ʀᴇᴅᴇᴍᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀʀᴄ.

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ -- ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘɪɴɢ.

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

Well, you can count slowly... Ahem, anyway. Back to the vibrating?

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝓛𝑨𝑫𝒀 ᅠ𝓝𝑶͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑬͟ .ᐟ @OfHerMark]

you know better. . . that's far too quick.

and anyway, that isn't what i was talking about.

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

Already? Hold on, let me get a better grip.

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝓛𝑨𝑫𝒀 ᅠ𝓝𝑶͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑬͟ .ᐟ @OfHerMark]

i suppose i'll start the countdown

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

Not yet. Give me about twenty minutes.

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝓛𝑨𝑫𝒀 ᅠ𝓝𝑶͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑬͟ .ᐟ @OfHerMark]

how sweet of you, looking out for me. . . i'm vibrating with excitement.

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

The only thing you should be worrying about is training me as an assistant for your shows. That way, if you accidentally saw me in half for realsies, you won’t get sued.

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝓛𝑨𝑫𝒀 ᅠ𝓝𝑶͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑬͟ .ᐟ @OfHerMark]

Well, good. I was beginning to worry for a second there. . .

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

Maybe just don’t use the face of someone you don’t know on an account where you post porn. It’s not art. “Do not use without authorization” should be the default. Let’s think a little.

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

I'll match your freak any day of week, magic lady.

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝓛𝑨𝑫𝒀 ᅠ𝓝𝑶͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑬͟ .ᐟ @OfHerMark]

i've had to suppress my weirdness for however long. . . it's nice to be around a like-minded person with whom i can be as zany as i'd like.

[Stormslayer -HD Remasters/Gamedev @StormslayerDev]

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[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

Guess it means she's quite the catch. Eh? Eh??

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

She just sent me a picture of her feet in heels and fishnets. #watdatmean

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

She just sent me a picture of her feet in heels and fishnets. #watdatmean

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

See, this is exactly what I mean.

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝓛𝑨𝑫𝒀 ᅠ𝓝𝑶͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑬͟ .ᐟ @OfHerMark]

i can bring you in warm. . . or i can bring you in cold *animal jam ninja emoji*

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

@OfHerMark

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

youre so fucking weird (flirting)

[ᅠᅠᅠ𑄝 𝑩𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑬 @badlvckaura]

absolutely not btw. i do not want my face plastered all over lewd accounts period. also weird that you didn't even ask. did you just assume i wouldn't see it so it'd be ok? weird and gross.

cosplay isn't consent :).

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

@SPIDEYXCLAWS // you gotta take this shit down bubba. using someone’s cosplay for your lewd account is weird business

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[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

"I know a good spot. So many flavors, it's like Ben & Jerry's and Baskin-Robbins made sweet, sticky, creamy, frozen love for hours on end. You'll love it."

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

Wade was the king of deflection. Noire's tactics were textbook. The question was whether or not he wanted to press or pass. Luckily for Noire, he wouldn't apply pressure, not yet.

"Ice cream heals a lot of wounds," he said, rolling with the flow. There would be time

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝓛𝑨𝑫𝒀 ᅠ𝓝𝑶͟𝑰͟𝑹͟𝑬͟ .ᐟ @OfHerMark]

A little shrug followed his question, as if to almost immediately wipe away any further suspicion on her whereabouts. . . But the guilt of being secretive with the one person she had learned to trust as of late immediately began to eat at her. &&

[Deadpool @OfHisLethality]

to delve into Noire's worries once she had the comfort of a treat in her possession. Wade held out a gloved hand, sporting his costume as always. It was almost a second skin. Wearing the outfit and carrying the gear kept him ready at a moment's notice.