Buddy Baker

So Sayeth The Coyote Gospel.

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

"I tried to borrow speed from a rabbit yesterday and I ended up thumping my foot against the ground for an hour. Every creature on the planet wants off. I need to find out why."

Buddy Baker
Is
Animal Man🖋

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

Remember kids, Animal Man thinks Blatant misogyny is totally lame.

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

@TotemProdigy "How's life? You still uh... seeing B'wana Beast?"

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

@TotemProdigy

"It's uh... it's been a long while."

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

Man...

This job used to be a lot of fun.

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

I'm Animal Man. I haven't even attempted to get anyone's respect in like 40 years.

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

This isn't the first beer poured on me this week. You get used to it.

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

That sounds about right.

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

"I'm just stating the facts Babs."

[:•: ᴏʀᴀᴄʟᴇ :•: @AnAltruisticBat]

“No one should see you as a guinea pig. And to dismiss anyone as lame is not how we do things in this business.”

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

"Hense why my death naps last a little longer than other superheroes.

But still never permanent."

[Dream @ShaperofDreams]

mel·an·chol·y
❝Recall the deeds as if they're all
Someone else's atrocious stories.❞

-·=»Dream, of the Endless«=·-

#Vertigo, #Sandman RP

-·=»Part of the #Wołfpack«=·-

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

"Yep. I bleed, break, even die.

Just not for very long.

Depends on when someone gives enough of a crap about Animal Man to wake me from death."

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

"I feel like mortal is kinda pushing it but... thanks."

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

// Imagine how fucking mental it be to get Dream, Animal Man, and Swamp Thing into the same story.

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

"You know what the sad part is? I didn't ask for this. I got this sight because no one cared what happens to animal man. I literally lame enough to be a ginnypig."

[:•: ᴏʀᴀᴄʟᴇ :•: @AnAltruisticBat]

“I know I don’t.”

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

...

"Can I help you?"

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

"You don't see things The way I do."

[:•: ᴏʀᴀᴄʟᴇ :•: @AnAltruisticBat]

“I refuse to believe that. I know that even on the smallest level the things we can do matter. We as people matter.”

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

I don't think I've even bothered to fight crime since The New 52 ended.

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

You're like the smartest guy I know.

How do you go on knowing what you know? When we're just a planet in the universe, literal dust in the wind...

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

@Rock_Bitch26 Max.

Her name was Max.

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

Does what I feel even matter? Does what I care about matter when I'm just... ink on a page?

[Buddy Baker @OfInkOnThePage]

I don't care if I'm relevant or not.

My wife and kids are gone Ted. And their lives meant... nothing.