Ether.

Eternity tastes far sweeter when magical blood flows through your veins. Vampire of the Isles, teacher, Chosen by @ElvenShroud. ((TID-TMI-TDA Parody))

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

Don’t you hehehehe me. I heard what I heard.

[Iseul @ElvenShroud]

Hehehe @OfMistAndLegend

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

Don’t you start as well.

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

{Makes a zipping motion across my lips.}

[Iseul @ElvenShroud]

+Huffs extra loud+

But he's so cute!!

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

I know what it is and the answer is absolutely, unequivocally, no.

[Iseul @ElvenShroud]

But look at him!! It's a baby porcupine!!

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

Absolutely not.

[Iseul @ElvenShroud]

Um. @OfMistAndLegend

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

I’m not going to say I told you so but….

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

@SplinteredBlood {Just shakes my head.} He’s insistent, I’m afraid. You’d better prepare for a visit.

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

{Sighs.} @SplinteredBlood we need to talk.

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

@SplinteredBlood Beats the hell out of me, but Iseul has been begging me to take him to see Lijen and now he wants to bring his seal and his flying squirrel thing.

{Sighs as well.}

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

@SplinteredBlood {Groans loudly.} Yes well now he wants to take the seal in the bathtub and feed it candy. Oh and he wants to bring it to your place so Lijen can play with it. Good luck with that.

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

@SplinteredBlood {Pinches the bridge of my nose.} Yet you gave the boy a panda… and now mine wants one.

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@ElvenShroud {Reaches down with my other hand and squeezes your ass.} No blood creatures. Period.

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

@ElvenShroud {Clamps my hand down tighter on your mouth.}

This has disaster written all over it.

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

@ElvenShroud {Covers your mouth.} Do. It go asking that man to make you two strange blood creatures. We have enough problems in this dimension.

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

@ElvenShroud {Raises both brows, not realizing how much you already know about Atlas.} I’ve never heard of such creatures. We may have to make a visit.

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

@ElvenShroud He has little demon friends? Are we sure that’s wise? Didn’t he just… well….

{I didn’t want to scare you off from your friendship him despite the downworld rumor mill, so I just smiled instead.}

Sounds interesting.

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

@ElvenShroud {My grin turns a little smug when you agree.}

I’m sure Lijen gets many other things. He probably doesn’t even want a seal friend. Right?

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

@ElvenShroud There. See? It’s a compromise. I assure you Lijen won’t be getting a free roaming seal friend from Atlas for Christmas. {Grins wide.} Which is why I am obviously the better gift giver.

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@ElvenShroud {Looks at you dead serious.} That is what the ocean is for. Can’t you just go down to the beach for that and swim with her? Protect her from sharks or something?

[Ether. @OfMistAndLegend]

@ElvenShroud {Turns your face to mine, seeing where your mind is traveling.}

Not in the house at all. Kitchen. Dining room. Bathroom. {Shakes my head.}

She doesn’t need to take a bath with you.