Chelsea Mize

30. San Francisco. Content marketer. Winged liner aficionado. Reformed homeschooler. Feminist.

[Chelsea Mize @OfMizeAndMen_]

Life is a constant cycle of realizing how dumb you were 5 years ago

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Going through the third “Most important Election of our lifetimes” in our lifetimes

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

me at 6:45 pm: eh the results tonight can only stress me out. prob just gonna ignore them entirely :)

me at 9:45 pm: WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE VOTES FROM MECKLENBURG COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA

[Solo @kindadidittho]

that 54 electoral votes boost for Cali gone hit like crack omg

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

founding fathers creating the electoral college were like

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

Hahaha......wait, wait...... hahahahahahahAHAHAHA

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Did you put God first when you took welfare money from Mississippi????

[Kate Cornell @KateCornell]

@RobertSkvarla There’s no such thing as grape flavoring. That’s just what purple tastes like.

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

I cry daily ♥️♥️

[Tinsley’s Gossip Girl Cameo @lilfamilyvan]

if I ever call you “my love” just know i’m saying exactly like this woman right here

[The Redistrict Network @RedistrictNet]

Them: Don't talk about gerrymandering during Thanksgiving

Me:

[Chelsea Mize @OfMizeAndMen_]

#bb25

[Chelsea Mize @OfMizeAndMen_]

A child of Bravo #WWHL #watchwhathappenslive

[danielle 😶 @xtrathots]

cirie’s biggest opps #bb25

[Chelsea @bbchelli]

Whoever pushed Helen better get ready to push Blue #bb25

[Chelsea Mize @OfMizeAndMen_]

Our Archduke Franz Ferdinand #BB25

[Chelsea Mize @OfMizeAndMen_]

@BbStars2020 On Wednesdays the houseguests are always waffling about who they’re going to vote to evict