ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒

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[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

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𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 ;; ᴀɴ ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ .

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀#ᴘᴛʀᴘ || #ᴍᴠʀᴘ || #ᴘᴋᴍɴʀᴘ
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[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

⠀ ── ··· 𝐼𝑛 𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒔 𝑓𝑜𝑟
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑦 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒
𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀𝑡𝑜 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚 𓈒 ⠀··· ──

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

I may need bail money.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴇʀᴏᴘʜᴀɴᴛ. @GUARDOFSTEEL]

Hello there love. 😌 how is it?

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

Philippe. *🥰

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴇʀᴏᴘʜᴀɴᴛ. @GUARDOFSTEEL]

... at least he's not working

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

Day ? of Alolan vacation ; I stole a beach buggy and drove it along the shoreline 、 now I'm on the run from the cops.

[はなび🎆 @hanabi9103sub]

こんなことをしている場合ではない

[呼鈴 @doorbell000]

ジプカラ　こわいかお落書き

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

*🫩

[𝔙𝑰𝑶𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑻 ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ 𝔇𝑬𝑺𝑰𝑹𝑬𝑺 𓈒 ᅠ ᅠᅠ @wrathofrocket]

dating Corbeau call him your Corboo

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

Yes yes yes I will be right there.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ .ೃ࿐𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑫 ‎ ‎𝑬𝒀𝑬𝑺ˎˊ˗ @FLAREDLEADER]

........ Fine . THREE . And you come right back out here , otherwise I'll call philippe .

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

If I do not reply to at least three emails I am going to bite someone.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ .ೃ࿐𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑫 ‎ ‎𝑬𝒀𝑬𝑺ˎˊ˗ @FLAREDLEADER]

Philippe prohibited that , remember .ᐣ

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

Yes. *🙂‍↕️

If you need me I will be at the motel working.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ .ೃ࿐𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑫 ‎ ‎𝑬𝒀𝑬𝑺ˎˊ˗ @FLAREDLEADER]

Oh- how wonderful☺️

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

But I did buy a new laptop. *🙂‍↕️

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ .ೃ࿐𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑫 ‎ ‎𝑬𝒀𝑬𝑺ˎˊ˗ @FLAREDLEADER]

I— w h a t

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

I got lost in aisle four 、 Dad.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ .ೃ࿐𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑫 ‎ ‎𝑬𝒀𝑬𝑺ˎˊ˗ @FLAREDLEADER]

You're also a big boy . I don't see why leaving you alone for a minute or two is a crime .

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

You left me alone in a Best Buy.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ .ೃ࿐𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑫 ‎ ‎𝑬𝒀𝑬𝑺ˎˊ˗ @FLAREDLEADER]

I did NOT leave you at best buy
I forgot something and needed to get it 🫩

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

Oh 、 but I bought you a souvenier. *🙂‍↕️

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴇʀᴏᴘʜᴀɴᴛ. @GUARDOFSTEEL]

I- what??

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

Lysandre left me alone inside of Best Buy.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴇʀᴏᴘʜᴀɴᴛ. @GUARDOFSTEEL]

Well thats good news! Are you having fun?

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

Unfortunately I am communicating this from my motel in Alola yes.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴇʀᴏᴘʜᴀɴᴛ. @GUARDOFSTEEL]

Have you taken your vacation yet? ☺️

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

Can I come back into office yet

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴇʀᴏᴘʜᴀɴᴛ. @GUARDOFSTEEL]

??? What

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

Now now.

[🪽 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒓 𝑲𝒐𝒂 ➺ 𝑳𝒚𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒕 🪽 @lyeletting]

Is it wrong to think of this immediately: "Could Have Fooled Me" Or should I have kept this in the drafts . . . .

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

During Pride Month too.

['Champion of Johto': 𝕭 @GoldenrodQueenB]

Im sorry

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

Philippe divorced me and took the kids …

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔 𓈒 @OfPoisonAndRust]

Please do~

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴇʀᴏᴘʜᴀɴᴛ. @GUARDOFSTEEL]

😳 I'll be sure to get all that stress out, then.