𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙

𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥; 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐝

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

•—— “ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴍᴜꜱᴛᴀᴄʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ, ᴡᴇ ꜰɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ.

ᴋɪɴɢ ʙ’ꜱ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ʀᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ꜱʜᴇʟʟ ꜱʜᴏᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ !” ——

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

// Go back to my roots and remake my Wolf account

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

// Bored.

Trying to figure stuff out.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

B l i n k .

“Cousin?”

@DynamiteDonnie

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

— “ Fun name.”

The Koopaling Ninja then whispered Augie’s name repeatedly , walking beside her as his eyes wandered .

— “ How’s being a warden?”

[MOVED !!! @FLYlNGBLADE]

⠀
【 A firm nod, walking away from
the shore. 】

〝 Yeah, sure thing. I'll only show
ya the town and the lighthouse,
though. Augie is sleepin' in the
temple and he doesn't like bein'
disturbed. 〞
⠀

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

AND STILL BEAUTIFUL

M W A H

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

— “ Good ! Then I’m safe with my ol’ pal!”

A smile was expressed upon his features , though he was very unaware of what this place was or why she was a warden .

Not to mention how she was now cautious while Red was oblivious of the situation.

— “ Gonna show me around?”

[MOVED !!! @FLYlNGBLADE]

⠀
〝 I think the answer is obvious
but yes, you should be fine. 〞

【 Looking around every now and
then. Cursa's goons haven't
been appearing recently
today, she's not complaining
but...it only makes her even more
cautious. 】
⠀

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

Bowser enjoyed listening to Weezer

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

I rolled a 3 on a D-20 .

Red is gonna be a dumbass tonight

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

. . . ❓

— “ Beacon Beach . . ?”

Head tilt , his puzzled face directly starring at her . Behind him poofed a clone of him , who was looking around for him .

— “ With you as the warden, I should be fine, right?”

His clone poofs away.

[MOVED !!! @FLYlNGBLADE]

⠀
【 Raising a brow as she
scratched the back
of her head. 】

〝 Yeahhhh... about that. You're
on Beacon Beach. I'm one of
the wardens here. 〞
⠀

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

Fortnite Baaaaatle pass.

I just — shiiiiii out my ass

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

Aw . . She does car— wait , she cares?

— “ I’ve … well … Before I left, I did mention leaving Bowser and the Army to pursue my own thing .

Well , it seems like I was washed at sea heading back here and here I am.”

[MOVED !!! @FLYlNGBLADE]

⠀
〝 Sarcasm, bud. Don't sass
me either. Where the hell
have /you/ been ? 〞

【 Crossing her arms. 】
⠀

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

— “ Don’t just casually /hey/ me.”

He put some sass in that /hey/ .

— “ It’s been a while— a year— and all you have to say is HEY?”

[MOVED !!! @FLYlNGBLADE]

⠀
Hey.

【 Literally unfazed by his
sudden movement. In
fact, she's planning to
leave. 】
⠀

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

— “ Why are your eyes brighter than your shrine to pe—“

And he’s getting up, finally adjusting to whatever the hell happened to him.

❗️

“ HEY —!”

[MOVED !!! @FLYlNGBLADE]

⠀
No flashlight. Just my eyes.
Don't get sand in yours.
⠀

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

Nah , it’s AI generated

[MOVED !!! @FLYlNGBLADE]

Are you sure you
even have one.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

WHY IS HE BEING FLASHBANGED
SCREEEE—

He turns his body back onto the sand .

— “ Why are you shining a bright light at me? I just woke up-“

[MOVED !!! @FLYlNGBLADE]

⠀
〝 No. 〞

【 Staring at him. Her eyes are
bright enough to burn through
his 😭😭 】
⠀

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

My brain is AOL’ing

[MOVED !!! @FLYlNGBLADE]

What the FUCK
does that mean.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

His body flops over . .

— “ H-Huh—? Bowser — is that you?”

[MOVED !!! @FLYlNGBLADE]

【 Poking him with her foot. 】

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

I got the susano .

I’m sus and no bitches.

Wait.

[MOVED !!! @FLYlNGBLADE]

If you hit him with anythin' yer ass is grass.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝, 𝙍𝙚𝙙 @OfRedKoopa]

He can feel it .

He’s being

J U D G E D .

Shake. Shake. Shake.

Y A W N.

[MOVED !!! @FLYlNGBLADE]

【 A blank stare. 】