DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY

WE’LL 󠁧 MEET 󠁧 AGAIN 󠁧 ——— 󠁧 WHEN 󠁧 BOTH 󠁧 OUR 󠁧 CARS 󠁧 COLLIDE .ᐟ

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

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✞ 𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝙋𝙄𝙀𝙍𝘾𝙀 ✞
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[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

That’s a weird way to say that I’m super awesome and cool!

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

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KICK YOUR MIND OPEN
LIKE A PUNK ROCK SHOW
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[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

Oh my god. I’m alive.

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

And that’s why you lost.

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

You look a lot older than thirty-three. Hm…

[Straight Up Savage. 𓃡 not @THEdavidfinlay @GENOFTHESAVAGE]

Dumbass. Also, I’m thirty-two about to turn thirty-three in a month… that is NOT a four year age difference buddy.

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

I don’t need a walker!! I’m GETTING old, I’m not old yet.

[Handsome Silverhand | Parody @AnAceReborn]

If you say so; need me to get you a walker?

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

I’m well seasoned.

[Handsome Silverhand | Parody @AnAceReborn]

But you are old

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

I think I know my own age, David.

[Straight Up Savage. 𓃡 not @THEdavidfinlay @GENOFTHESAVAGE]

You’re a fucking idiot. It says you’re thirty-nine.

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

I put this out there so people would maybe tell me I’m NOT old.

[Handsome Silverhand | Parody @AnAceReborn]

Old

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

I’m only thirty-eight. Google could’ve told ya that.

[Straight Up Savage. 𓃡 not @THEdavidfinlay @GENOFTHESAVAGE]

How old are you again?

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

WE HAVE LITERALLY LIKE A FOUR YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE YOU GREASY HEADED FUCK

[Straight Up Savage. 𓃡 not @THEdavidfinlay @GENOFTHESAVAGE]

Yeah, you’re old as fucking shit.

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

My back is fucking killing me. Maybe I am getting old.

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

I miss seeing the cowpoke on my screen.

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

Get the energy you give.

[𝙀𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙣 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠. | NOT @theAdamPage @HonorsTheNoose]

happy transgender day of visibility.

a reminder that today and EVERY DAY, transgender people deserve love, kindness, respect and SIMPLY THE RIGHT TO EXIST. trans rights are human rights.

love y'all, stay safe. 🏳️‍⚧️💕

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

What am I supposed to be? Impressed?

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

I’m starting to think you’re criticizing my five couches.

[Floral and fading. ≛ NOT @JayWhiteNZ @RavelledInVenom]

Neck is aching from sleeping wrong on one of Donoven’s five couches.

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

You better know you’ve been blessed by the absolute best, which is me.

[Floral and fading. ≛ NOT @JayWhiteNZ @RavelledInVenom]

𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 ⸻

You are the prettiest angel in all the world. I have been blessed and I know it too.

Also, me next. Thanks.

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

https://t.co/WYbYpgHC7W
I actually have muse for the first time in forever so if anyone wants to plot anything with any of my muses, hello hi please hit me up mwah

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

It’s fine. It’ll be all fine.

[Loaded God complex. ≛ NOT @deemoloney97 @CalibreOfFire]

For us both. Not such a good one for us this year, huh?